Welcum to Pornland

The sexiest place in the USA

Chapter 1 by Forged Forged

John wasn't entirely sure about this trip. About a week ago John was called at work by the radio station 96.9 The Cleft. The two rowdy hosts, Jill and Jack, congratulated John on winning a trip, but they were so drunk all John heard was "Porlnd ta see da Tail Blzsz..." While John wasn't really interested in the sports, but a free vacation was a free vacation!

Of course seeing the tickets now John had some doubts. The letter had been fairly mauled by the postman, but John is still pretty sure the ticket addressed to John Smith says Pornland, not Portland. The Cleft radio giveaways have always been pretty random, and it's about a 50/50 shot it's just lewd wording, and if not it will be something mildly humiliating. Still, could be a vacation. Plus there was a second ticket, which obviously went to Wendy.

The cabbie outside honks, snapping John out of their reverie. Wendy is allready in the cab. John grabs the remaining bags, locks the house, and gets into the cab.

The cabbie, an older gentleman, turns to look at Wendy and John and says.

"Where to....

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