The Naked Ones

There were only two days of summer left before John Doe had to attend his first day at Yale and one of them was nearly over. His old school had recently been shut down along with two others resulting in 4 school districts going to the same high school. "John, there's something I need to talk to you about." Said Mrs. Doe, John's mother. John and his mom were eating dinner and his mom sounded serious. "Did you hear about the new punishment laws involving nudity?" asked John's mother

"Yeah, they went over it in school before summer started. It's a total load though, there's no way they can legally do that." said John

"Well actually, they can legally do it. The law will be fully enforced by the government starting tomorrow, but went into effect at the start of Summer for parents to enforce." replied his mother

"Whatever, it's not like I'd ever end up in that dumb program." John responded

"That's what I want to talk to you about." Mrs Doe said.

"What do you mean, it's almost my first day at Yale, you're not putting me in the program right?"

"Well, you haven't been doing your chores, and I went in your room, and..." John's mom started to say

"You went in my room!" John shrieked freaking out.

"Yes, I did, and I cleaned it for you, and I found something, it's the main reason I will be putting you in the program, honestly I was quite disgusted." said John's mother.