The Legend of Zelda: Breasts of the Wild

Long ago, the Kingdom of Hyrule was at peace and it's people knew true harmony. Then, as the legends foretold, the Calamity Ganon returned to the land and ravaged the land and took control of Hyrule Castle. The princess Zelda and her chosen knight fled and prepared for the coming fight along with the four champions. But, the champions were locked within the Divine Beasts, the army of guardians were corrupted by the Calamity, and the chosen knight was defeated in battle with Ganon. The princess, at the time, was sealed away in a vault for a time when she could once again face the evil that took her kingdom.

A hundred years had passed, Hyrule had changed from a prospering kingdom to a set of distant communities and wild lands ruled by monsters. A voice called out from the darkness, "Zelda...Zelda...Zelda..." The chamber where she slept shook and the princess awoke to find herself half submerged in a pool of water and lying on a stone bed. A blue glow flowed through the veins of the room and left it dimly lit. She sat up and placed her feet on the floor; standing she felt the water drip from her body clad in a simple pair of dark blue underwear.

A stone pedestal stood before her near the doorway, walking toward it seemed to activate the mechanism within. Its face turned and the center jutted out to offer up some sort of stone slab with a glowing blue eye. "That is a Sheikah Slate," said the voice once again, "take it..." Upon holding the slate, it flashed the image of the eye symbol and the door opened, revealing a chamber containing a few boxes and a chest.

Zelda placed the slate in a pouch on her hip and walked into the next room, standing before the chest. She flipped the latch and opened up the stone container to find a white sundress inside. Seeing no other option, she slid it over her form and pulled it through her small belt holding up the slate pouch. Another closed door was ahead as well as another pedestal, "Hold the slate up to the pedestal, it will show you the way," said the voice as she approached. She did as it asked and the pedestal beeped before opening the door ahead.

Zelda slid the slate back into the pouch and felt the draft coming from the doorway which soon brought in a blinding amount of sunlight. When her eyes readjusted the voice came back one final time, "Zelda, you are the light. The light that shines on our world. Go...save us." She had no idea what the voice was talking about, but she forged onward and walked down the passage. Grass and water covered the floor and a large boulder stood in her way with the light shining above it.

The girl climbed over her first of many obstacles and once again walked further down the hall until she was greeted by the sound of birds and the sight of trees and flowing grass. She jogged now, toward the edge of a cliff and stood there to take in the view of this lush new world. Rock behind her, a forest below, a volcano and cursed castle in the distance, and the smell of fresh air and wild flowers. Off to her right, down the sloped path, stood a hooded figure who watched from afar and turned to sit down by a fire under overhanging rock.

Zelda looked away and once again stared into the distance, her mind unable to remember who she was or what this place even is. But now, the world was hers to explore. What would she do first? Maybe talk to the hooded figure?