The Hook Up Artist

The Hook Up Artist

A compendium of sexual connections

Chapter 1 by Artican Artican

So, you’re going through a bit of a dry spell? Not hitting it off as much as you like at the keggers? Turning in early on Saturday nights? Nothing to be ashamed of, friend. Everyone goes through a rough patch now and again. In fact, there’s a person I know that deals with this exact sort of situation. She could help you out if you’re interested.

Her name is Melanie Danvers. She’s what you could call a ‘matchmaker’ around the school. She’s got tabs on all the students on the registry. (Even some of the faculty, from what I’m told). She uses this info like a sort of online dating site, but in real life. She knows what she’s doing too! I think she’s majoring in social psychology and behavioral science. This is like her thesis or something. Anyways, talk around campus is that she’s yet to miss her mark. A hundred percent success rate!

I’m not talking about a third date, fourth date thing either. This is like a walk in clinic for your hookup needs! She checks out your symptoms and then prescribes you with a healthy dose of whatever your preference!

How does it work? Well, each case is different, of course. She’d have to talk to you, get to know who you are and what you’re looking for. Just don’t go in looking for a bang. She’s not keen on horny guys looking to get their rocks off or thirsty chicks. She’ll just direct you to an escort service. She’s into it for the case study, you see. If you got a social anxiety or some such, then she’s game to set you up. Or maybe you got a kink that’s unusual, she’ll hear you out. You gotta offer her something interesting to work with.

What you get is someone or maybe some peoples on campus that would be compatible with your situation and, well, the rest writes itself! Just don’t expect things to work out the way you see them. She’s got a way of twisting things on you to keep you on your toes...

Don’t believe me? Well, there are plenty of examples of her past successes, let me tell you about one of them...

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