The BIG bang theory

"Finished" Howard said, as he took a step back from the machine.

It was a long, silver tube, mounted on a large box. Wires came out from all over the place, and let to a main computer console to the side of it. Red, green and blue lights flashed along it, purely for looks, and a large white light was mounted at the end of the tube.

"So, how does it work?" Raj asked, getting excited.

"The person stands here" Howard said, standing in front of the white light, "And we turn it on. They immediately enter into a trance and we can begin the programming."

"What are the options again?" Leonard asked, looking at the machine.

"We can alter her personality or physical body. We can either copy and past things."

"I have an idea" Leonard said, "We call over Penny, or Bernadette, or even Amy, and test it on them."

"Wouldn't that be, you know, weird?" Raj asked

"Yeah but fun" Leonard said.

"And how about we give them one of our personalities, just to see what its like." Howard suggested, "But whos?"

"Yours." Both Raj and Leonard said.

"Mine?"

"Yeah," Leonard explained, "Imagine a woman acting just like you, a perverted horny male!"

"Agreed!"

Ten minutes later, a full copy of Howards personality was downloaded to the machine. They edited it, so the girl would only get his pervertedness, and acting like a male some of the time.

Now, just to call over one of the girls... (Only Penny, Bernadette or Amy please)