Sex, Guns & Beer

You've been a lonely single man all you're life; you even start to think you will die a single man, and, when you think about that, a feeling of sadness invades you.
You decide to go out for a walk and find out if there will be any cute girls that will hook up with you, you don't know.

After walking for an hour you stop at a bar that looked kind of familiar. You think you've even been to this place, but you don't know, so you decide to go in after all. You might get lucky in there. You enter and you say to your self "hell yeah I've been here." You remember the crappy menu, the people, and even a guy with his girlfriend sitting in front of him with his shotgun in the table drinking. You remember the girl was cute, a brunette with little handful breasts and a really cute face. You think, "I have to have that girl."

You go to the bar and sit down and then you see the bar tender, the hottest blonde your eyes have ever seen with the perfect pair of breasts and the best ass you've seen in all your life.

You keep looking until the girl says, "What will it be?"

You just say what's on your mind "A beer, the biggest." She turns and brings you the biggest mug you've ever seen.

While she keeps filling the mug with beer, you hear the big guy shout to his girlfriend, "That's it! You're nothing, but a bitch. You don't respect me." He leaves the bar, and you keep staring at the girl.