Se-xy-oh!

Instead of a children’s trading card game, it’s an adult’s trading card game.

Chapter 1 by Sorenus Sorenus

A/N: I wanted to try something a little interesting here-I’ve always been a big fan of Yu-Gi-Oh! Then I got to thinking, what if we did Yu-Gi-Oh!, but it was actually basically porn. So here’s the deal:

For the card game part, it’s pretty much Yu-Gi-Oh! Same rules and everything. Except just about every card is sexually themed. They don’t all have to be, but they typically are. Also, instead of having attack and points, cards have lust and stamina. And players have will points instead of life points.

For the story of the world: make up whatever you want. This isn’t meant to be a 1-to-1 parody of Yu-Gi-Oh, and to use the same characters. The only thing that’s really the same is that basically everything the world over is determined by a children’s card game (except in this case, it’s an adult’s card game.

For world building purposes:

The game, instead of being called duel monsters, is called Sexy Monsters.

Sexy Monsters Is the most popular game in the world, and has massive impact upon society the world over. It’s unavoidable that children have exposure to the game. As such, it is enforced that children are not allowed to own Lust Discs (the equivalent of duel disks), or Sexy Monsters decks. Upon reaching the age of 18, an individual can apply for a license to use a deck and disc free of charge (although the cards and discs themselves still cost money.)

Lust Discs enforce that users have a license, because they cannot be activated without a license. The license connects the user and their disc to the WLS (World Lust Server), which contains the player info for every licensed player in the world, as well as an avatar for them.

Whenever a player activates their Lust Disc to enter into a Sex Duel against another player, the technology of lust discs transforms them into a futanari avatar. The avatar is directly connected to the nervous system-in other words, players are able to receive pleasure from all erogenous zones of the avatar, even ones that they don’t necessarily have themselves. The futa transformation is necessary so that all cards can work. (I.E., if a monster attacked by giving a blowjob, it wouldn’t necessarily work on a female. And if a monster attacked by fucking the opponent’s pussy, it wouldn’t necessarily work against a male. Therefore, the avatars need to have all possible sexes.). In spite of all this, the pleasure replicators aren’t perfect, and therefore, only 20% of the pleasure that would normally be felt can actually be felt. Some players with particularly strong wills and stamina may not even come to orgasm across an entire game. This is an advantage, since in many official games, there’s a time limit on one’s turn-if they orgasm and can’t recover in time, not only does their turn become skipped, but running out of time costs a player half their Will Points.

Avatars can be customized by plugging a license into a computer, and connecting to the WLS to buy customizations using sexy points. Sexy points can only be obtained through winning official matches overseen by Omni-Orgasms Corp., the company that made Sexy Monsters. Or, by betting points. Therefore, players, with better and more customized avatars are typically seen as better.

The final thing to note about the world, is that this all means adults the world over transform into Futanaris on a regular basis. As such, the whole world is a lot more accepting of the LGBT community, as pretty much everybody has experienced being both genders, and being with both genders. However, the community itself is much quieter, as there is no need to prove it’s legitimacy. This isn’t super relevant to the story, just something that logically makes sense as a side effect of the popularity and prominence of the game.

Anybody and everybody is welcomed and encouraged to join in the writing of this story. If you wish to start a thread for a new character, just state their name, age, gender, and the year the story starts as the title of the first chapter.

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