Pervy For Preggos

(I have added some photos to this story. These are my interpretations of the characters in the story. Please comment on them if you wish. I hope you enjoy them. -- Torg, editor)

Ryan was in blind date hell.

It had begun that afternoon, when his best mate, Malc had called him up at work.

“Alright, Ry?” he had begun breezily. “Looking forward to tonight?”

“A date with Sue’s mate, the 22 year old nymphomaniac ex-beauty queen? Yeah, I’m looking forward.”

“Ah… yeah… about Lisa…”

“She hasn’t backed out has she?”

“No, mate, no. She’s really keen.”

“So what’s the problem? She isn’t a bloke is she?”

“Nope. I can pretty much guarantee that she’s not that.”

“So, what?”

“You remember, you wanted a girl who didn’t want any ties. Just sex and then move on?”

“Yeah.”

“Well… I just thought I ought to warn you that the reason that Lisa doesn’t want any ties… is because she already has some.”

“She’s got a boyfriend?”

“Husband.”

“Separated?”

“Not even a little bit.”

“What does she want from me then?”

“Well, it turns out that her husband has not been performing recently.”

“Why not, if she’s that hot?”

“Seems he’s a bit squeamish.”

“About what?”

“Well that’s the other thing… It turns out that Lisa’s… ah… a little bit pregnant.”

“How much is a little bit?”

“Uhm… eight and a half months.”

“What?!? That’s not a little bit. That’s huge!”

“Yeah, but look at the positives.”

“What positives?”

“Well, you can’t get her pregnant for a start.”

“And?”

“And… and she’ll be really grateful. She hasn’t had sex in six months. Not since her husband found out she was expecting. Who knows what she’ll do for you.”

“And?”

“And her tits are huge! I mean, they’ve gone up to size H. I didn’t even know there was a size H.”

“And she’s an ex-beauty queen?”

“Miss Injection Moulding Systems 2002.”

“...”

“What? It’s a legitimate beauty event.”

……………………………………………………..

And so, here he was at the restaurant with Malc, waiting for the girls to make their entrance. Lisa had told her husband that she was stopping at Sue’s tonight – which was true. She just hadn’t told him about the date.

Eventually, they arrived. Ryan immediately recognized Malc’s girlfriend Sue. She was blonde and trim and wearing a short red dress. Behind her came Lisa: Dark hair, pretty face, nice tan… HUGE belly! To make it worse, she was wearing a very short black dress.

Why do pregnant women do that these days? wondered Ryan. You would think they were proud of their shape, showing it off like that. They ought to be wearing some kind of tent, like any self-respecting fat bird.

From there, things just got worse. Lisa was pleasant enough and they exchanged some polite conversation, but the women discussing babies and morning sickness inevitably dominated most of the conversation. To their credit, they did tactfully manage to avoid any mention of Lisa’s husband whilst in Ryan’s presence.

In the taxi home, Lisa sat up front, whilst Ryan shared the back seat with Malcolm and Sue, who whispered together. When they got to Sue’s flat, she said: “Malc’s invited me back to his place tonight. Ry, why don’t you walk Lisa up to the flat?”

Ryan looked shocked and Malc’s enthusiastic thumbs-up didn’t help matters. Even Lisa looked a little surprised. But there was no polite way out of this, so very soon Ryan found himself standing on the pavement with Lisa, watching his friends driving away.

“It's okay, you can go home if you like,” smiled Lisa nervously.

“No… no… I’ll see you up to the flat. No problem,” replied Ryan with a breeziness that he didn’t feel. Lisa looked relieved and they went up to the flat.

After a coffee and some slightly stilted conversation, Ryan stood up.”

“Well,” he said, “thank you for a nice evening, but I guess I’d better be going home.”

“Oh?” replied Lisa, “do you have to?”

“Yes. Got to be up early. Work tomorrow.”

“It’s Friday.”

“What? Oh, yes. Well, I’ve got to go shopping and… you know…”

“I could make it worth your while…”

“Uhm…”

[Editor’s note (which will be removed when all four options are filled): Obviously, Ryan is not too keen at present. By the end of the second thread, he will be a total pregnancy fetishist, unable to look at a woman who is not up the duff. Your job is to show how Lisa converts him. Happy writing.]