Mind Control Extravaganza

As soon as people turn 18, alot of things suddenly change. You wouldn't think so because, it's just another birthday after all. But suddenly you realize alot of things. Your bank starts sending you mail because they want to talk to you about handling your money in the future. You suddenly matter in the next election. Suddenly, every mistake you make can become extremely detrimental to your future just because you are an adult now. But regarding you yourself, something else changes as well. Suddenly you go from," I have plenty of time to get my first kiss, find a girlfriend and eventually lose my virginity" to "Holy shit I am approaching the sad reality of being a virgin in college. That is only one step away from never having sex at all." Suddenly you look at every interaction with the opposite sex differently. Suddenly working on a project becomes a far off chance of making out. Suddenly going on a class trip is filled with opportunities to sneak off and do it. A family reunion turns into a perfect opportunity to meet a stranger in the exact same situation as you and have a weekend full of lust fueled passion. Or maybe... That was just me when I turned 18.

This quickly changed though. You see, just a few days after my 18th birthday, something magical happened.