Microtransactions

[Don't forget to start the game! xoxo ~ Cindy ^.^]

A friend of yours sent you the link. You thought it was another joke, a fake craigslist add, a mockery of the absurdity of the internet.

But your friend insisted, and you emailed. And I replied.

Almost immediately. I mostly spend my days alone in study, and this ad has been... well, you're not the only one who didn't take it seriously. So I've learned to always respond quickly. You text me, I text back.

"I'm Cindy" I replied.

"I'm Josh" You usefully answered back.

I rolled me eyes. Why is it always a fight to get these idiots to fuck me? "You in the area? ... Wanna meet at the mall? ... Parking garage over the food court, fourth floor, fifteen minutes?" I'll just cut to the chase and spell it out for you. Sheesh.

You're stunned. Unsure how to respond, you just reply: "k"

"Install this." I send the link to the app. I wait.

"k" You reply. Fucking hell. Say more, dofus.

I change quickly, grab my purse and step out.