Marketing Gone Wild

Corp brands may not be people, but our chart says you’ll fap to them anyway.

So this is what I do for my first story…. Brilliant….

The trends seem to indicate that humanizing logos and corporations, through the use of black magic or social media, has created a massive boost in sales and stock prices. Naturally, in the not-so-distant future, we may live in a world where the words ‘corporate mascot’ is replaced with ‘logo waifu’ or ‘hus-brand-do.’ We are here to drunkenly bring this future to you for your reading pleasure.

Here are the rules:

1) This story, or at least most of my chapters, is centered around ENF, humiliation, and embarrassing situations. Consensual sex is allowed. Urination and Scat chapters must be labeled in the title. is not permitted under any circumstance.

2) Despite the subject matter, we really don’t want to get major corporations pissed at us. So please refrain from using actual corporate brands. A list of characters and their corporation is provided in the first chapter. If there’s a company you wish to parody, send me a message and we can discuss it.