Love Department

Tony walked into the office of his processor "Hello Mandleson. Just bringing up your file here. Born in ninety two on March seventh." She read off as Tony sat down not looking at her, she adjusted her glasses and brushed her long hair from her face

"Oh your birthday was three days ago. Hope you had fun." She noted

"I stole a grenade launcher." Tony replied

"And I see you also took thermal vision goggles. Interesting grab." She noted

"Yeah I wanted to see the explosions." Tony said bitterly

"That's interesting. The reports say you didn't hit any people, animals or property. Sure that was a coincidence?" She asked

"If people got hurt that's just what happens. I don't care." Tony dryly explained"

"I wouldn't say that. You've committed a lot of crimes. Breaking and entering, Theft, Fraud, but you never do anything violent." The Processor read off, typing effortlessly with great speed knocking her hair back in her face

"Yeah I do what I want because it's fun. I don't care." Tony crossed his arms

She laughed "Oh yes I know exactly what to do with boys like you." She stood up and brushed the hair from her face revealing a bright smile as her skin turned turquoise while her hair turned peach pink and her ears grew into points on the side of her head which was inches from the ceiling "Love you and take care of you!" She cheered

"W-what the fuck?" Tony said as he looked speechless at the giantess in front of him

She just laughed "Tony come on. This whole tough guy act doesn't fool me. You want this. Now comm'er and gimme a hug!" She beckoned

"No way! I don't know what this is but I'm not falling for it!" Tony yelled as he backed up against the door but it wouldn't budge

The woman chuckled "Oh Tony. This is only as tough as you want it to be. But if that's how you want it..." She pressed a button on her desk "Slash, Glam if you two could come into my office." She said

Tony felt the door be pushed opened as two more giant women walked in, one was pink skinned with blonde hair the right side of her hair of her hair wrapped around a rectangle and the rest of her hair was curled, bouncing with each move she made, wearing a leather jacket and a dream theater shirt, high heeled boots and orange jeans, the other was purple and had black hair, she wore an argyle skirt and a long sleeve shirt and loafers and a big bow on her head

"Hey this the guy?" The one in the jacket asked

"Yep! Tony meet Slash and Glam." The lead Giantess explained

"Sup. My name's Slash." The jacketed one answered

"And I'm Glam!" The Purple one said putting her hand out to shake

"Tony's being very resistant to my offer. Help me out?" The leader asked

"I'm game. Come on little bro let's blow stuff up!" Slash said

"Slash! Tony needs to be culturally enriched. You could "blow up stuff" all day and Tony wouldn't be any better for it. Come on Tony I can show you lots of cool books, or we could play, there's plenty of sports we could play as well. Maybe even some comic books that could be mentally stimulating as well as entertaining." Glam trailed off, as she did Slash slipped over to Tony kneeling down patting Tony on the shoulder

"Glam's a good cookie. But she'll go on like this if you don't stop her." Slash explained

Tony backed away standing against the wall "Stop it! I don't know what kind of scared straight crap this is but I just want to know what the fuck is going on!" Tony yelled

"Huh? Oh that's simple. I'm going to be your Mommy. Slash and Glam are going to be your big sisters." The nameless Giantess said

"What!?" Tony yelled before his Mom put out her hand floating him up to her "How are you doing this!?" Tony screamed

"Darn it. I forgot to tell you we have magic. Glam you really need to write me some check list of things I need to tell them." Mom explained

"You got it!" Glam exclaimed

"S-Stop it! Put me down!" Tony yelled

"Don't worry. I just have to put this one you." Mom said as she put a ring on Tony's finger, it dissolved instantly and Tony tried to reel back

"What was that!?" Tony screamed

"It's a magic ring. Women like your sisters and I can see it. But to all normies you'll look like a seven year old now." Mom explained

"Why would you do that!?" Tony yelled

"Well you can't have two different reactions from people. It'd be confusing sweetie." Mom said with concern before chuckling "Now come on. I think it's time we get some ice cream as a family." Mom said putting Tony on his feet walking out the office door which for some reason now lead to a boardwalk by a beach, when the door closed behind them Tony could no longer see the office he was once in, now he was surrounded by the three giants, Mom holding his hand while Slash was on his left and Glam was on Mom's other side. Looking around he could see more giants going about their business like this was normal place