Kono Suba - God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!

Kono Suba - God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!

Kazuma Sato is reincarnated into a fantasy world! Along with a goddess he gets to bring along one powerful item or ability!

Chapter 1 by Cross C Cross C

Kazuma Sato had saved the life of a beautiful girl, his fellow classmate.

Or at least he at thought that was what he was doing when he pushed her out of the way of a speeding truck.

In fact, it had been a very slow moving tractor (he lived in the countryside).

At no point, had she been in any danger. However he had died of fright at the thought of being run over.

Fortunately, this is not where his story ended.

After , he would soon wake up in the afterlife.

In a vast dark nothingness, he was sitting in a hard chair. Approximately twelve feet across from him sat a beautiful girl with striking long blue hair and a startlingly short skirt.

"Your life was a short one. But you are in fact dead." the girl matter of factly told him as she lounged in her throne all decked in blue with an absurdly large translucent pink ribbon flowing about her body. Her body language was as one thoroughly bored by her current activity.

Over the next few minutes he found himself being ridiculed by this supposed goddess as she alerted him to the fact that he had not sacrificed his life to save a girl and had in fact died because of having a weak heart. She actually laughed at him and thanked him for providing her stress relief!

It was distressing and a result he did not feel he deserved. He had been harmless in life, a shut-in NEET perhaps, but not a bad person by any means.

"I've been doing this a long time but you are the first human to die by such a bizarre way!" cried the goddess as she giggled uncontrollably.

Kazuma could not help but be irritated by her manner, his anger growing as she declared with open mirth, "You were so terrified that you 'd be run over, you wet yourself. You passed out and were taken to a nearby hospital, and the doctors and nurses laughed at you as you had a heart attack!"

This was beyond awful and he demanded that she desist but she took great pleasure in describing further as got up and moved to his side, "Your family just rushed to the hospital, and now even they're laughing out loud at the cause of ." She smiled evilly as she whispered quietly.

Then all of a sudden she pulled back and had the gall to wipe all her transgressions away by declaring, "Ah! I've vented enough stress for now." This environment went along with her excuse, causing purple lights to escape her crown as if stress was real and could be excreted out one's temples.

Damn her! he cursed mentally, self-aware enough to know that insulting a goddess out loud in her realm was a bad idea .

She drew herself up straight as she stood before him and said, "My name is Aqua. I'm a goddess who guides humans who die young to the afterlife. You have two choices." She placed her hands on her hips and seriously, that skirt was excessively tiny, its ruffled nature providing like one percent more coverage over those lovely thighs. She held up one finger, "You can start from square one with a new life, or you can go to heaven and carry on like an old man."

She bent over and played like telling a compelling secret, "To tell you the truth, Heaven isn't the dreamy place you all imagine it to be. Not only is there no TV, there are no manga or games, either. You don't even have a physical body, so you can't do anything sexual, either." She whispered this last and the tone of her voice set off his libido.

"There's nothing to do there but bask in the sun for all eternity." He wasn't sure what to think of her words or why she was supposedly giving him the real low-down, however the blood rushing to his crotch really wished he was looking at her from the other end as the way she was bent over and the shortness of that blue ruffled skirt meant that a great deal of her assuredly lovely ass was exposed.

"Whaaaat?" he asked finally, wanting to know what she was getting at past his own sexually distracted id.

She leaned in with the insincere expression of a used car salesman and spoke excitedly, "Yeah, you don't want to go to a boring place like Heaven, do you?"

"Uh.... right..." he managed, unsettled with her beautiful face mere inches from his own.

With a casual expression and closed eyes she breezed, "On the other hand, starting over from square one isn't so fun, either." She pressed so close her nose was practically touching his, "On that note, I've got a great offer for you!" She pulled back only slightly to ask, "You like games, don't you?"

When he managed to grunt a diffident affirmative she straightened abruptly which caused her small yet jiggly breasts to dance enticingly as she cast out one arm expansively, "That world, which has long enjoyed peace, is being threatened by the Devil King's army!" Aqua had this look upon her face of respect for such people's plight but Kazuma found this hard to jive with her enjoyment of his own misfortune, "The livelihoods its citizens have worked for are being trampled by monsters!" She theatrically waved her arms in the air while declaring with an excessive amount of concern, "Everyone lives in fear of the Devil King's army's merciless pillage and slaughter!" A holy light suddenly shined down upon Aqua and Kazuma was not impressed even as a non-existent wind seemed to buffet her long blue hair back and forth. It did not affect her skirt which was suspicious and disappointing as only the smallest of breezes should have revealed the color of her underwear to him.

The light cut out and she leaned forward a bit to tell him with less theatrics, "Since that's the sort of world it is, everyone refuses to be reborn. So we decided, 'Why not send people who've died in other worlds there with their bodies and memories intact?'"

Kazuma was not impressed and he asked dryly, "What's the point in sending me there if I'm just going to be killed?"

Aqua brightly responded, unaffected by his demeanor entirely, "That's why I'm doing you a big favor! I'm granting you the right to bring any one thing of your choosing with you. It could be a powerful weapon or a tremendous talent. You'll be able to redo your life with all of your original memories. To top it off, you can bring one thing of your choosing! And the people of the parallel world will earn someone battle-ready to help them."

"Not a bad deal, don't you think?"

Kazuma thought about it. Maybe it did sound pretty neat actually. Who didn't want to be the hero? Still, he was pretty much suspicious of this character and he thought about how he could be screwed over.

After a moment he asked her, "Um, I want to ask something. Will I be able to speak this other world's language?"

Aqua had a ready explanation. She talked fast and offered up an official looking guidebook as if the afterlife were some mundane bureaucracy. Apparently, that wouldn't be a problem at all as she'd download the world's language straight into his brain. Except she whispered under her breath about the possibility of this destroying his mind but breezed over his rightful concern like it wasn't that big a deal, "So all that leaves you to do is to choose a powerful ability or piece of equipment!"

"Now choose!" she cried while spinning around with a shower of blue sparkling lights as her hands released a barrage of paper sheets, "I'll grant you one power that is second to none!"

He stared at her with a not quite glare before he shrugged. He got down on all fours and started looking at the descriptions.

"Normality Earrings? Sex License? Dick-Master Ring?" He muttered quietly before looking up at Aqua who was looking bored and eating some chips on her throne. Was this lady for real? Or was she messing with him? These were seemingly godlike items for sure but they also were definitely perverted. Is this what everyone got to choose from or was it some reflection on the person's character? If so the the god's thought he was a dirty hentai shut-in for sure.

There wasn't even one legendary sword of power or cloak of invisibility. He blinked and looked again at the sheet titled with Hentai Protagonist Penis. He felt like giggling at the description but how could anyone pick these things in the presence of a goddess- no matter how rude she was? Wasn't this a test? Would he be found wanting if he selected one of these and rewarded if he refrained?

Huh. Hadn't she said, he could choose ANY one thing of his choosing? His eyes fell upon her sitting there looking so smug and uncaring about this....

Kazuma's hand clutches one of the sheets as he asks for Aqua. Which one was it?

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