Kinky Ever After

When I was a kid watching cartoons, I always wondered what happened during the happy ever after. You know, the movie ends, the good guys have won, and everything is right with the world. So what do they do now?

Then I grew up and discovered the internet.

Seems others had the same question, and answered it. They fucked. Fucked like bunnies. All the time, in all ways, all combinations. Anything you could think of an a few you wished you'd never seen. There are some sick puppies out here.

So there I was, a happy, socially challenged 18-year-old chronic masturbator, when it happened one night. I was enjoying my latest acquisition, an anime series called Shoukan, when lightning struck my house the same moment I came in front of my computer. Arcs of electricity jumped from my computer to my cock and hands, shooting out of my mouth and back into the computer, suspending my cum in the air. The of it made me spasm and rock over backwards. My head hit the edge of the bed and I passed out.

When I woke up, my head was throbbing. I felt a huge knot on my head from my bed. I suddenly remembered what happened and looked down at my penis. Thank God, it was all right, although my cum had stuck to it and fried, looking something like cooked rice noodles. I got up slowly to check my second most precious possession, as my skull was ranked third. To my utter surprise, my computer was still on, still flipping through the slideshow just like it had been when the lightning hit. I stopped the show and check the rest of it quickly. Nothing out of place. I was beginning to wonder if I had just had a really good orgasm and fallen, but the electrocuted cum was proof something had happened.

I got up and showered, jacking off like usual, although I was glad to see proof it still worked. That might be important if I ever met a real girl someday. It was my second semester of college classes, and class starts in 20 minutes so I got dressed and went in.

Another section of basic garbage that anyone actually interested in the major would already know better than the professor teaching it. I doodled a sketch of me fucking one of the hot chicks in class, doggy style and slapping that ass. I was looking at it when it seemed to start moving. The doodle me was actually humping the doodle hot chick. It brought it's hand up and slapped the doodle chick's ass. I jumped when I actually heard the smack. I looked up to see everyone staring at me. When I looked back down, the doodle was just like it had been when I drew it. I apologized and sat back down. The page with the doodle got turned, just in case I started seeing things again.

I went back to my apartment and looked at the doodle again. As soon as the page was open, they were going at it again. I watched as they fucked and the doodle me came all over her back. Then they started kissing and fucking missionary. I closed the book and felt the knot on my head. The swelling had gone down some, but I was still betting on concussion. I called up a guy from one of my classes last semester and convinced him to take me to the ER if I bought McDonalds. I had to wait for him to show up, so I opened up an anime site to help stay awake. How many people do you hear about going to sleep while jacking off?

It was pretty generic stuff, only a couple of new galleries from some unknown artist in France. That euro stuff always seemed kind of grossly out of proportion. I chuckled at one picture of an anime guy trying to convince an anime girl she was fine when in the background are all these euro chicks with tits so big, each one is twice the size of their own chests and camel toes big and firm enough to see the trimmed patch of pussy hair. I pulled one hand off my dick to give the euro girl with glasses a tweak on the nipple. My whole screen seemed to distort as I touched it, like I had actually tweaked her nipple. I could swear I felt it. The girl seemed to not just be smiling, but smiling at me. She turned her head and presented her other massive tit. I reached out and grabbed it. I could feel it under my hand as I massaged it. I pulled it towards me and saw the tip of the huge jug come out with the comically small triangle of fabric covering her nipple. I pulled it aside and licked the tip. She giggled and smiled at me, moving one hand down to her camel toe.

My door knocked and I darted away from the screen. The oversized breast went back in and she resumed her pose. I heard the door knock again as I zipped up. My friend was there and ready to go. I told him I took some aspirin and was fine, false alarm and gave him and ten for his trouble.

I closed and locked my door and went back to the computer. If this worked right, I could make anything on my computer real. I could finally fuck a real girl! I went to my Melissa Joan Heart fan site and pulled up her Maxim shoot. With a big, stupid grin on my face, I thrust my hand forward to pull her out. My hand hit the screen and hurt like I was stupid. Perturbed, I went back to the euro site and tried to stroke the crotch on the girl with glasses. She licked her lips and spread her legs wider, pulling back to reveal her rippling pink pussy lips.

Ok, I can't finally fuck a real girl. But I can fuck an incredibly wonderful fake girl! I spent some time deciding on who to go after first. Jane from Tarzan was magnificently hot, as was Jasmine from Aladdin, Belle from Beauty and the Beast seemed a bit snotty and Ariel from the Little Mermaid was a bit much like jail bait, so they could wait until later. Maybe Jessica Rabbit, everybody has fucked her, or Holly Wood, Cool World's super babe, or Wonder Woman, the original super babe.