Kingdom Hearts: An Erotic Retelling

I’m falling, through the water. I plant my feet much more gracefully than I expected. A blinding bright light comes from below me. When I can see again I’m standing on what appears to be a stained glass pillar with seven beautiful princesses etched into it. One of them is Kairi. Why is Kairi there? Why did I call them princesses and where am I? As I ask myself these questions the world fades away and I hear her voice.

“Sora, you lazy bum. I knew I’d find you snoozing down here.” There she is, the woman of my affection. And my lust to be frank. Many nights I’ve spent beating off thinking of her slender legs, her fiery red hair, and her petite tits and round ass. She’s wearing a tank top that clings tightly to her small frame and a short beach skirt. I sit up and try explaining. “No, you don’t get it. I was in this dark world and there was this huge pillar and- ow!” Something hit me on the head and I focused back on Kairi. “Are you still dreaming?” She asks.

“It wasn’t a dream, was it?” Now I wasn’t so sure.

“Either way I don’t need to hear anymore about your huge pillar.”

She starts walking toward the shore and I decided to change the subject. “Say, Kairi. What was your hometown like?”

“I’ve told you before. I don’t remember.”

“Nothing?”

“Nothing.”

I guess that isn’t so strange, she was young when she moved here. “Have you ever thought of going back?”

“Well, I’m happy here.” That didn’t answer my question. “But you know, I wouldn’t mind going to see it.”

“I wanna see it too and any other worlds out there.” She turns around and flashes me her cute smile. Riku walks in from behind us carrying a log. He’s shirtless, only wearing his blue baggy cargo pants.

“Hey! I guess I’m the only one working on the raft.” He walks toward Kairi, tossing the log at me. “You’re as lazy as him!” Riku accuses the girl. She giggles. “You figured me out.” Just like Riku to ruin our moment, swooping in and stealing the spotlight. He’s a good friend but I really hate that guy sometimes. Kairi continues. “Ok, let’s finish the raft together. I’ll race you!” Riku and I complain but we lock eyes with each other and before we know it we’re off.

We spend the day collecting logs, rope, and stuff for the raft. When we finish we end up resting against a toppled tree, staring at the sunset. “Kairi’s home is out there somewhere, right?” I ask the two by my side. “Could be. We’ll never know staying here.” Riku Replied. He was the most adamant one when it came to leaving the islands. “Really though? A raft?”

“It’s the best we can do.”

“It’s still a dumb idea.”

Kairi speaks up. “If we do find other worlds, what would you do there?” Riku replies. “I...I haven’t really thought about it.” I haven’t either. I have no idea what to expect. Riku continues. “I just...wonder why we’re here.” He begins a long winded speech and I start tuning him out. I just know that wherever we end up, I want Kairi to be by my side. My silver haired friend finished his monologue and is looking at me. Shit, he’s expecting a reply. “I don’t know.” I say lying on the tree, trying to act casual.

“Exactly, that’s why we need to find out.”

“You’ve been thinking a lot, huh?” Kairi asks.

“Thanks to you. If you hadn’t come here, I wouldn’t of thought of any of this.”

There he goes acting that way with her. I wish he would just stop. On our way back home Riku stops and throws something at me, again. “You wanted one, didn’t you?” I recognize the star shaped object as a Paopu fruit. “If two people share one they become intertwined. They’ll remain a part of each other no matter what.” Then why did you give it to me? He laughs and walks off. I throw the Paopu aside, not knowing what to think about what just happened.

The next day we head to the island and gather food and drink for the voyage. While searching the nearby cave for mushrooms I see a drawing on the cave wall that Kairi and I made when we were kids. She drew a picture of me and I drew a picture of her. Her drawing is so much better than mine. Seeing it made my heart ache. My longing for her resurfaced. I picked up a rock to add something, an arm, giving Kairi the Paopu fruit. Oh man, Riku’s story must of stuck with me. I suddenly feel embarrassed. I start to leave when something in the shadows catch my eye. “I- is someone there?” A voice replies. “I’ve come to see the door to this world.”

“What?”

“This world has been connected, tied to the darkness. Soon to be completely eclipsed.” I have no idea who this guy is but there’s something wrong about him. I feel...threatened. “I- I don’t know who you are but you aren’t scaring me!” I raise my fists to defend myself.

“You do not yet know what lies beyond the door. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little.” This guy freaks me the fuck out but I’m not gonna back down. I’m ready to fight if he takes so much as one step toward me.

“One who knows nothing can understand nothing.” More riddles, I take a look around to see if he has any friends ready to sneak up on me when I see a door shaped piece of timber at the end of the cave. Why is it here and why did it take me this long to notice it? I look back toward the voice and he’s gone, vanished. Thoroughly creeped out I go back to my search. I make sure to keep my eyes on Kairi the rest of the day, but in a different way than usual.

After gathering everything I end up sitting on the pier, watching the sunset again, but this time I’m alone with Kairi. “You know, Riku has changed.” We’re alone and she’s talking about Riku? Did the weird guy in the cave curse me? After an exasperated sigh I reply. “I guess.” There’s a prolonged silence between us when Kairi suddenly bursts out. “Sora, let’s take the raft and go! Just the two of us!” Nevermind I just used up my lifetime supply of luck! I quickly stand up and shout “Alright!” I’m pumped! She starts laughing.

“Calm down, I was only joking.”

“O- oh.”

I sheepishly sit back down. She starts up again. “You know, I was a little afraid at first. But now I’m ready. No matter what, I can always come back here.” I nod and she does too. “Sora, don’t change.” That surprised me. Does that mean she likes me for who I am? She stands up and keeps talking. “I just can’t wait. Once we set sail, it’ll be...magical. Like right now.” What does she mean by that? “Sora, would you please walk me home?”

“Sure.” We take a boat back to the mainland and walk up the hill to her house. When we arrive I tell her goodbye and begin to walk away. But she grabs my hand. Holding her finger to her mouth she invites me in. My heart’s racing, I almost can’t believe what’s happening as Kairi leads me to her room.

We make it to our destination and she lightly pushes me toward the bed. I nervously sit and she climbs onto my lap, her face opposite to mine. She kisses me, I have trouble registering it but eventually I reciprocate, pursing my lips. The kiss grows more heated as her tongue invades my mouth. After a bit of tongue wrestling the sexy redhead pushes me down so I’m lying on the bed. She takes off her top revealing her gorgeous, perky breasts. I’ve never seen her like this and she looks amazing. Her fingers begin to deftly undo my pants. “Kairi wai-” I’m stopped mid sentence. Pleasure fills my mind as her fingers wrap around my dick, pumping it up and down. Her soft hands like velvet against my penis. Once it’s fully erect she stands up and removes her skirt. Sticking her ass out as she wiggles out of her panties.

Fully naked Kairi staddles my hips. Her vagina rubbing against the tip of my cock. “Ready?” I was ready for this moment since puberty but my voice is caught in my throat. All I can do is nod. She lowers herself on my rod. The feeling of her wet snatch enveloping my dick is like nothing I’ve ever experienced. I see Kairi has a look of discomfort on her face. Like me it’s her first time. “You ok, Kairi?” She nods, giving me a pained smile that melts my heart. Kairi is a remarkable women. I have no idea what I did to deserve her but I have no regrets. I caress her thigh, trying to communicate my appreciation. She soon recovers and begins to ride me. Passionate moans fill the room with the sounds of our hips colliding.

“Fuck, Kairi, you’re making me feel so good.” She giggles. “If you like that… then you’ll love this.” She increases her pace and I feel a newfound rush of pleasure. Her breast bouncing with every motion. I reach up and grab them, marveling at their softness. She bends over and kisses me, allowing me to continue fondling her.

Kairi’s moans reached a crescendo. She wraps her arms around me as her vagina tightens around my cock. I feel my own orgasm approach and can’t help but cum inside the woman of my dreams. Kairi rests on top of me as she gives me a few small kisses. She’s noticeably exhausted but I feel amazing. She makes eye contact and says. “That was incredible.”

“It was, thank you, Kairi.” She giggles. “You don’t have to thank me, silly. I enjoyed it too." With that I smile and close my eyes. Feeling like the luckiest guy in all the worlds.