How Bowser got Peach

One day in his castle, Bowser was pacing in his chambers thinking. It has been years and he has never won the heart of Princess Peach. But he would not give up.

She was like a goddess. Sweet, sexy, and loved by all. It was true he originally kidnapped her to take over her kingdom but soon it became something else. He wanted her to become his queen and lover. But she did not show the same interest in him, not just because of the but just in general. It seemed most likely that she was more interested in Mario. Of course, that was not proven as of yet.

Today, he wondered if there was another way to win her over. He had a few ideas. He could try the old romantic approach (even if it's a slim chance). There was trying to trick her into thinking Mario cheated on her and get her to make him jealous. There were also options like using his Magikoopa's magic to warp her mind or even transform her into a Koopa like him. These were just a few of the ideas he had.

Then he thought of the one idea he felt was perfect. He then summoned his right hand Kammy Koopa to his chamber.

Kammy appeared to her lord. "Lord Bowser, did you call?"

"I did!" Bowser said in a determined voice. "I believe I figured out the best way to win the princess's heart."

"Have you, My lord? If I may ask what is it?"