Growth Spurt

(Authors note: First time doing this so I honestly have no idea what I’m doing)

Welp, it’s official, this guy is a fucking weirdo. Here you are, sitting on the bus, trying to get home from work, minding your own business, when the creep next to you keeps leaning over every 10 seconds to look at your watch and ask what time it is. Please for the love of god get off at this next stop.

Looks like god is merciful to you as the bald 50 year old man practically sprints down the aisle and across the road before the bus driver even opens the door all the way. For a creep who looks like he’s one step away from passing out he sure can run. Maybe that was a little bit harsh, he was probably just really anxious about an important meeting or something, you think to yourself. As the bus leaves the station you’ve stopped thinking about the man entirely and are instead thinking about more important things, like what you’re going to have for dinner.

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30 minutes pass and you’ve decided that you’re going to treat yourself to a fancy noodle based dinner made fresh my Chef Top Ramen. As you adjust in your seat at the back of the bus you notice a pill bottle in the seat next to you. Where the hell did this come from? You look around but no one’s near you, only you, the driver, and 3 other people are left on the bus. Wait, did that guy from earlier leave this here? Man he really must have been in a hury if he left his...”Growth Spurt”? What kind of medicine is that? The bottle looks like any other medication but the only thing on the label is what you assume to be the name followed by some dumb subtitle “Growth Spurt: Bigger is Better”.

Odd...