Fun with Tongue Piercings

My roommate's eyes flashed as she waited for my response.

"Sure I wanna celebrate but really, a piercing?"
"Come on it'll be fun, one last wild young thing before we buy our granny walkers."
"Won't it hurt?"
"Pbbthht baby."

I sighed and relented. "OK then but nothing crazy. Promise?"
"Promise" she said beaming.

"The fuck?" I shouted, "you said nothing crazy."
"Its not crazy lots of girls have them, you pick one ill get the other."
"So I can either have a bar of metal shoved through my tongie or my pussy?"
"Yepper, that's about it."
"Fuck you." I muttered under my breath and looked at the case of piercings. "At least they've got pretty colours." Although some of the larger steel models made me feel faint.
"Oooh Im getting that one for my tongue." My crazy-ass roommate pointed at a large steel ball with little bumps. "Or that for my pussy." I turned and looked at her disbelievingly, if anything it was even bigger, it made me wince isntinctively. Her smile showed nothing but sincerity.
"So.. pick one then" she said.