Free Use Aliens Among Us

Just call dibs

Chapter 1 by Heso Heso

The year is 2072, and we are no longer alone in the universe.

The Paya came in a derelict beige cube of a ship. They didn't know how it traveled at superlight. We couldn't reverse-engineer anything except to tell it was some kind of smartmatter. It was already falling apart when it reached Earth orbit, practically a cardboard box.

They were refugees from a war, numbering about a million. They tell us space is pretty crowded, and we could get more visitors any day. It's been a few decades since their arrival; we can only hope we'll be ready.

In the meantime, we welcomed them to Earth and integrated them into our society. What followed changed our world forever.

The Paya are obsessed with sex, to the point that they say yes to any sexual request, on any terms. It's no reflex or compulsion; as far as we can tell their brains find the variations and patterns in sex and how to please their partners genuinely fascinating. They could do it indefinitely and never get bored or unfulfilled. They even write about their experiences among themselves - the articles translated into English are mostly incomprehensible, sort of like peer-reviewed journals, sort of like sports journalism.

They reproduce quickly in litters of six, but after they grew to about one quarter of the Earth's population they did something to bring birthrates down to replacement levels. There are enough Paya to go around for every horny person in the world.

They're also shapeshifters. They can't change their basic bipedal body frame and internal organs, but they can get taller or shorter, thinner or fatter, change their face and measurements precisely to impersonate a human - or alter their genitals to spec.

It takes about ten minutes for them to match a human from a photograph or video; twenty to thirty minutes for bigger changes, like scales or hunchbacks. They get a lot of requests, and usually when out in public will keep whatever form was most recently requested. So usually sexy women, less often men, and occasionally their pre-Earth forms with vivid fuchsia skin and pointed ears.

To iron out the kinks of everybody fucking Paya all the time, we worked out a new cultural practice called "taking", or more informally, "dibs".

Taking

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