Fairy Tail Police Department

Seattle 2015 Monday 12:25pm

The SPD. I had finally made it, I was a cop. Dream come true, right? WRONG! First day and I'm transferred into a new division, to the FTPD, whatever that was. Ok, so it wasn't my first choice but a cop is a cop and according to my new commander the Seattle branch is on the bottom floor beneath the holding cells.

"There's another floor, sir?" said John.

"It's more like a room but you'll see what's what when you get down there. Oh, and whatever you see down there stays down there. Everything they do is hush-hush, understand cadet?".

"Yes, Sir. I'll head on down and report in," said John.

Going to the elevator I saw a fellow officer in plain clothes with his badge around his neck (if you could call a clown outfit plain that is) dragging a fella who looked half dead with a ball gag in his mouth.

"Ugh this day can't get any weirder," said John.

"Where you headed kid?" asked the clown cop.

I replied, "to the FTPD, officer." John looked at clown's badge to find his name.

"T. Gruff and it a pleasure to meet you, rookie. We don't have enough people helping us out... then again we can't use every Tom, Dick and Harry," replied Gruff.

The half-dead looking guy made a growling noise.

"Oh, sorry Harry but it's true. You wouldn't be in the condition you’re in if you had used a condom when shagging a fairy. You knew the rules and you broke them," replied Gruff.

"Wait a minute, this felon is a cop?" asked John.

"Felon? This guy ain't a felon, he's the victim and till he got unlucky in the choice of bedmates, he was one of us," said Gruff.

"Shouldn't he be taken to the hospital or something and what’s with the ball gag, sir?" John asked.

"Oh, that's easy. We gag them so they don't eat people," replied Gruff.