Dungeon of Depraved Demons

It’s been a rather quiet and boring month since your best friend Amy left on another of her business trips and left you in charge of watering her plants. You’re used to doing this for her since she tends to leave unexpectedly for a couple of weeks, but now you’re getting worried because this is the longest she has ever been gone without giving you a call. You don’t even know where she went!

Over at here place, you finish watering the azaleas when you finally decide to look around and see if you can find any clues as to where she went. You head for her bedroom and find a letter and book on her bed. The letter is addressed to you. It reads:

“Deirdra,
If you’re reading this, then you are in my bedroom. For shame! Still, you are most likely looking for clues as to where I am. If I have been gone for less than two weeks, stop reading and know that I’m okay. If it has been longer, read on.”

Since it’s been a month, you read on.

“I know that I’ve never really talked about what I do on these trips. Well, if I’m gone for this long then it probably means I need help. I never wanted you to enter this world I’m in, but it seems you are my last hope. You see, I am part of an elite organization that finds creatures of evil in this world and destroys them. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true. I’ve been doing this for years with a group of demon hunters— women who are champions of all that is good in the world.

“Recently, we learned of the location of one of the dark demon lords. He is consolidating power and will soon strike against the world. If he is not stopped, the human race will become the tortured slaves of the demon lords.

“So now you know my secret. I need your help to save both my group and the rest of humanity. On my bed is my diary from my past missions. It has all the information you need to fight this evil. I know you can do this. I’m counting on you.

Your best friend,
Amy”

You don’t know whether to laugh or cry. This is the most absurd thing you have ever heard. Still, with your curiosity peaked, you start to read the book. It is a detailed account of Amy’s work against these so-called “demons.” Some entries are really boring, but some seem like they came from a B-movie/Porn flick. In fact, most of the entries involve someone or something getting it on with each other. Some of it is , but even then it seems pleasurable.

“What the hell are you into, Amy?” you say to no one in particular.

After hours of pouring over the diary, you finally feel that you understand most of what you will be up against. On the last entry, Amy left the location of a place she calls “The Dungeon of Depraved Demons” which is only a short drive away. It all seems so real and you get suddenly scared of what horrible torments Amy is going through right now. Then again, it could just be one just one huge practical joke.