Dreamland Dating Service

I am sifting through my mail that I got today. I am lonely because I haven't had a date in weeks. Suddenly, a decorative envelope catches my eye. I notice a red border all around the envelope and the addresses are typed in bold. Funny, I have never heard of anyplace called Dreamland Dating Service. I have been a little for a date lately, but do I want to trust a place that I have never heard of? My desperation and my curiosity causes me to throw caution to the wind and open the envelope.

The letter enclosed in the envelope said that this place can make all of my wildest dreams come true. There letter does not mention much about the service itself, but it gives me several nameless promises that heat me up. The wildest thing that the letter says is that I can get to this dating service by walking into the oak tree that is situated in the vacant lot across the street. At first I consider chucking this letter in the nearest wastepaper basket, but then I consider that the worst thing that can happen to me is people will laugh at me. Before I go on this crazy endeavor, you probably want to know who I am.