Daily Life of Smut

Saturday, May 6

My name is Jane Doe, and I am an English teacher at the local public school here in Plainville. That shouldn't really be anything beyond normal, but unfortunately, or I guess sometimes fortunately, my life is anything but normal. Because, well... my whole life is just one smutty adventure after another. Day in, day out, I'm gonna be doing some sort of fucking. Or getting fucked, as it may (usually) be.

Thankfully for my legal record, I've never had to deal with anyone underage, or any of my students, really, though knowing my luck, I'm sure one of my seniors might try something someday. Hopefully not, though.

Anyway, today is a Saturday, at least, so I don't technically have to leave the house. Though, I should at least get food at some point. What to do, what to do...?