Bethany's Dumbass Friends

I don't want to give out my real name, so for the sake of this story call me Bethany Smith. Way, way back when I was in kindergarten, I met three girls who were to be my closest friends all the way through my childhood, High School, College and eventually the workplace. I had no way of knowing this at the time, however, but all three of them would grow up to become the most monumentally stupid, clumsy, accident prone morons the world had ever seen.

I was the leader of the group, I suppose, owing to the fact I had more than two brain cells to rub together. I look pretty ordinary; brown hair, brown eyes, average build, c-cup breasts.

My second in command was Jess, a dark skinned, black haired she-beast. When she was sober, Jess was a solid and reliable friend who would always back me up. She was tall - 6ft - and wide with it, but not in a fat sort of way. Broad chest (d-cup), broad hips, powerful arms and legs; she had the build of a female wrestler. Unfortunately when she was drunk she completely lost her inhibitions, and didn't understand that other people had them either.

The 'fun' one in the group was Becky. Blonde, bubbly and just a little bit chubby, she was so ditzy that she'd probably forget her own name if other people weren't shouting it at her - usually accompanied by "where are your pants?" or "what are you doing up there?"

Finally there was Amanda. She was the quiet one. Raven haired, bespectacled, short and only an a-cup, Amanda was a complete and utter bookworm. I don't think there's ever been a day when she hasn't had her nose pressed into a book, escaping the mundane world for fictional ones. I know what you're thinking - she sounds quite intelligent. Well, the problem is that when she's lost in a good book, she's usually completely oblivious to everyone and everything around her.

As a kind of therapy, for lack of a better term, I thought I'd share some of my stories with you people on Chyoa and try to get the horrible, face-burning memories out of my head and onto the Internet so that it can get lost amidst the rest of the filth.