Absolutely Anything

Saying that Andrew was shocked would be putting it lightly. He had just gotten up from his bed walked in to his living room to see his ex-girlfriend sitting on his chair in the nude.

"Is that anyway to treat a stranger?" Said Carolyn.

Andrew crossed his arms and said, "So that's what we are, strangers?"

Carolyn laughed and said, "Let me explain, some weird perv had the dumb idea to my drink and tried to me. However, the had the side effects of turning me into some super genius or something. You know, like the movie Lucy."

"Never heard of it."

"Of course. But you should have seen the look on his face..."

"What does this have to do with me?" Interrupted Andrew.

"Well, the reason I left you was because you weren't doing your fair share when it comes to sex." Carolyn said.

"This talk again?"

Chelsea walked over to the nearby kitchen to wash her hands. "However, I took the pleasure to you last night, making you hornier and the ability for people to do what you say no questions asked."

"And you being hypocritical was the reason why I left." Andrew said. Pointing to the door he said, "Now get out of my apartment."

"That doesn't work on me, I injected myself with the cure." She made her way to the couch and turned on Netflix. "I'd suggest heading out, I'm doing you a favor." She said.