Abnormal Girl

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I used to be perfectly normal. I had a job that bored me but paid alright, an active social life with friends I didn't care about, and a few hobbies. That all changed when I got the Form in the mail.

The Form was labelled ESSENTIAL in big red letters on the top, and the note it came with told me that if I failed to fill it out, my life would be ruined. Most of the threats made in the note sounded super fake, but I rolled with it mostly out of boredom. The Form was super bureaucratic, which was a little surprising given its contents: a series of half baked ideas that sounded like someone's masturbatory fantasies.

It was divided into three sections: Boons, Curses, and Items. Boons and Items had costs associated with them, and Curses had prizes. The Form noted that I was owed credit by the universe, which is why I was required to fill it out, and I could acquire additional credit by accepting curses. So I went through and filled it out, checking off the various Boons and Items that interested me.

Honestly, if the Form was legit in the slightest, I was super excited. The first four picks came from an even split of Boons and Items: Menstrual Cancellation and Birth Control, as well as KayBam and Perfect Cell Phone. Getting to skip my period and never get pregnant would make my life so much easier, and the promised technology of a super fast computer and a cell phone that would always be charged was definitely fantasy fodder.

But after that I started to get a little....greedy. I let my fetishes steer the wheel a tiny bit, and ended up also picking out a Perfect Disguise, which would make me unrecognizable to even my closest friends, and a Rubber Constitution, which would make rough sex so much less painful. And those went so well with the Boon of Social Ambivalence, which would make it so that everything I did was totally normal, no matter how weird or illegal it was. And then? I didn't really have an excuse for also requesting the summonable strap-on that gave real sensations and could shape shift and expel liquid on command. Or the ability to make people horny by staring at them.

And I ended up in debt, which meant I had to take on curses, curses that I didn't want to deal with, but that were unfortunately necessary to acquire the cool Boons and Items I wanted. I accepted the Helpless curse, which made me unable to get off alone (I figured I could just turn people on if I needed a fuck), and Dat Ass, all my clothes will transform to show off and emphasize my ass (I was proud of my ass, which was solidly in the "massive" category) without too much concern, as well as further reinforcing my already low tolerance (Really, how bad could getting drunk off of half a cup of any drink be?). But the last points needed got a little....concerning.

I signed up for sexual nightmares, once a week, the severity of which it said would be reduced if I had someone in bed with me or had screwed someone recently. And, a bit more worryingly, I signed for one called "Time Release Bimbo". Basically, every day that I go without orgasming, after the first three, I get stupider and sluttier. On the one hand, I'm getting laid frequently enough that it shouldn't be a problem. But on the other hand, someone might take advantage of me in my silly little bimbo state.

This is my life now.