A Christmas present

You run down stairs it is that wonderful time of year again. Sitting, already waiting for you, is your wife Joy; she has a big warm smile spanning her face. Last night was wonderful, every part, you place you hands together, "I can't wait to see what I got," you say to yourself quietly, as you run toward the presents, almost like a little kid.

" Hey, wait you haven't even touched breakfast yet" Joy said. “Ok...." You say. You quickly rush over to the table, and finish breakfast. Then run back to your wonderful wife.

" Now can we open the presents?” You ask her.

" Yeah now we can open the presents," she answered. You sit down by the tree as you watch your wife open her first present. It was a 24k gold bracelet you had been saving for all year.

She smiled at the wonderful gift." Now you have to open your gift."

You smile finally it was your turn. Picking up the package with care, you slowly tear off the beautiful paper. Finding a brown box you eagerly open it and look inside. Unable to tell what it is you take it out, you look at it for a moment your eyes twitch was this some sort of joke.