7 Kinky Sins of Heaven

You had lived a good life, one that any average person could be proud of. You had a well paying job, a loving family and both kids and grandkids to carry on your legacy. But at the moment, you don't seem to care about your legacy as you find yourself floating in a vast white space, various gray blotches intermixed in the white, giving it all a cloud like appearance.

A voice booms out from behind you. "Ah, there you are. Our latest arrival." Startled, you will yourself to turn around as you see a old man standing behind you a few feet away, long white robes adorning his figure. Long white hair falls from his head which intermingles with a long white beard dropping from his face. He looks like any stereotypical depiction of God from the art or tv shows or movies you saw back on Earth.

"You must still be a bit shaken up, but based by the look on your face, I can tell you know who I am or at least who I look like." He extends his arms out wide in a cross like pose, palms facing up into the vast nothingness above you. "I am God and you are dead. Welcome to Heaven, my child."