"How I met my hero" or" The adventures of Super Slut"

You want to know, how I met your dad? Well, I warn you, that's a complicated one. And it ´s messy! To be honest, at some points, it won´t show your mother in the best light, and you might think I am kind of slutty and all, but I taught you to be honest and accurate, which means I have to be it too.

There might be a lot of sex in it as well. Yeah I know, that's nothing kids want to her about her mother, but you´re adults now and maybe you learn a thing or two from it. Hey, don't cover your ears. Also, there will be a lot about Aunt Kara, Aunt Mary Jane, Aunt Selina, Aunt Harley, and all my other female friends and foes. And as a bonus, I will finally tell you how Natasha fucked the Hulk.

Okay, let's start. This story begins with the celebration of my 21.st birthday by giving a total stranger a blowjob in Central Park in Manhatten. No ear-covering, remember? I have to admit, that wasn´t my brightest moment but it was by no means my worst either, which we will find out continuously through this story. But how did it come to this? Well, I turned 21 this day and had a huge party in the penthouse of my brother, who was quite a playboy these days. He had lent it to me and I invited all my friends, which meant I ended up on this party with 12 Guys I had sex with before and two girls I barely knew, but who were both quite skilled in pussy licking. Of course, it was a disaster. I made out with several guys without them knowing about each other, then there was a big fight and a very awkward gang bang and in the end, the police came and I had to run from the apartment only dressed in my underwear. I fled into Central Park where I sat at the lake crying my eyes out when a guy approached me.

"Rough night? " he asked me sitting down next to me. I looked at him and laughed, while tears were rinsing down my cheeks.

"Not only for me, apparently!" I answered, staring at the naked guy covered in soot, with burned eyebrows and burned shreds of a hero suit.

"Well," he said with a smile, "I just found out that I am a superhero. And what's your excuse for being half naked in Central Park?"

And this was how I met your dad.

But I didn´t know it yet. In fact, it took several years and a crapload of superhero and supervillain cocks till I got it. Hey, don´t stand up when your mother is telling you a story, and yes, I will describe all my encounters in painfull juicy detail. There is a lesson to be learned here. I promise.

"I am a super slut," I said with my usual direct earnestly and my cheeks turned red.

He nodded and sat down.

"I figured that much! And I am a shitty hero!"

"I figured that much."

We turned our heads, looked at each other and laughed

"I never blew a real hero!" I sad and peered at his already erected dick.

"Maybe this day isn´t this shitty after all," he answered and I lowered my head grabbing his hard shaft with my hands.

He moaned and laid back while my mouth slowly closed in. First, my lips touched is tip softly, while I was inhaling and absorbing the strong smoke flavor which was all over him. He tasted bitter an sweet at the same time. My tongue massaged this head skillfully, making his body shiver. He moaned and whispered how great I was, while I continued my craft.

There are a few things I am good at. Nitin, definitely not cooking, looking cute and adorable and in need of rescue, talking your self out of parking tickets and of course cock sucking. I swear kids, if giving head was an Olympic discipline, I would give interviews at Sports Center right now.

The trick is, to read the guy carefully. If he leans back he wants it slow and playful. Then you start with the tip and go deeper one inch at a time, while carefully tickling his balls. You make pauses and touch him all over his body until he shivers so strongly, he can bearly breath. Then, very very slowly and with precision, carefully making sure your lips are tight around his dick and your mouth is wet enough, you deep throat.

If he grabs your head and seems to be needy and in a hurry, you stall him a little by licking his shaft and kissing his head until he is about to you and then you open your jaw as wide as you can and let him fuck your face with all his might.

With your dad, this first time, it was the slower version, maybe because he was so damn exhausted from becoming a superhero and sucking at it.

Anyway, while I was giving head to your father, suddenly a meteor crashed into the lake and a huge wave splashed over us.

Well, I don´t know if it was the water, enriched with extraterrestrial minerals, the cum of a superhero, or I had it in me all the time. Maybe it was a combination of all of it, but at this moment, I am sure of it, I developed the superpower, which changed my whole life and a lot of other stuff.

When your father shot a big load of cum directly into my throat and the meteor wave showered us, I got the ability to attract all superhuman beings and make them horny as shit.

And this was the birth of my alter ego and the beginning of an epic adventure: Super Slut