Tag: funny
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The genetic Short Straw by Mr5469
4 years agoSeveral years ago a virus disperses through the world, weird virus 0% of lethality but magical effect over the world, average penis size grow exponentially, the new small is 9 inches, average is 12 inches and large is 15 inches, sadly no every one were so lucky you born as a deviant the virus affects you in the cruelest way possible, with a tiny 3 inch dicklett, only one in 10 million man born with your condition, as a matter of fact you are pretty sure you are always the smallest guy in the city, some times the state, and that time you go to Finland, you can't be 100% but maybe the smallest in the country, well where was I going? o yeah your whole life has been a unusual punishment, when even the smallest guys pack a 3 times bigger package than you in that case you know that you get the genetic short straw, people talk, and rumors about your problem became of public domain at school, girls tease you, and pretty much every one you know laugh behind your back, nicknames were hurtful peanut, shoelace, needle, creative as fuck. Finally after high school you go to college you move to another state were no one knows you except your neighbor Dakota your best friend and one of the only persons that don't laugh about your problem... except for the first time she see it at her pool when you loose your trunks, she laugh but then she apologize, and only tease you a few times she goes to the same college than you and she promises don't tell anyone. To cover yourself you constantly wear an old plastic dicksleeve you found in a sex store from the old times so people don't notice your lack of bugle, the worst part is that is pretty small just 8 inches, and is pretty loose for you to fill it, so you live in constant fear that if fell down at some point and every one notices it. The worst best part is that since the first day this girl Joan is flirting with you at some of your classes, she is completely your type, brunette, green eyes, cute face, small but bouncy tits, and she wears only yoga pants tight yoga pants, and several times you see her inclined picking up something off the ground, this makes you fell an incredible feel arousal around her, and constant anxiety thinking about what she is going to do if she discover your small secret.
- 37 Likes
- 32,661 Views
- 4 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fetish
- 1st Person, Male
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The Weaver
4 years agoBeatrice is a talented weaver in medieval England. She attracts the attention of Lord William the local Norman Barron. She knows not to trust him... But are her senses correct?
- 29 Likes
- 3,321 Views
- 4 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 3rd Person, Both
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Ultimate Fantasies: Emma Watson by TheOptimisticDuck
4 years agoEver wished you could fuck the beautiful Emma Watson? An all-new, novel-length adventure!
- 10,225 Likes
- 2,647,768 Views
- 239 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 2nd Person, Male
More emma watson, emma stone, celebrity, sex story, erotica, sex, sexy, british, topless, nude, cock, pussy, cunt, boobs, tits, cumshot, girlfriend, photoshoot, taxi, famous, dirty, posh, brunette, sweet, smart, funny, emma, watson, stone, celeb, cute, cum on clothes, cum in hair, slow burn, ultimate, fantasies, fantasy, ultimate fantasies, english, star, movie star, hollywood, party, cosplay -
New in Dinosaurland with Superpowers by Pooka
4 years agoThe last thing you remember is a jumble of images from your abduction.....a brilliant light....a hard table....being immobile....your eyes getting plucked out. Now you are in a strange land surrounded by huge creatures wanting to add you to their' diet. , other abductees, and mystery are out there waiting for you if you can survive!
- 76 Likes
- 34,251 Views
- 6 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Both
More ink, black, shiny, dark, depression, cutting, fetish, notebook, book, emo, goth, Sex, Zarya, growth, superpower, biting, nipple, superbabe, Fantasy, Fan Fiction, Dinosaur Land, Survival, Superpowers, Alien Abduction, RPG, litRPG, Dinosaur, Light, Evil, Good, Mind Control, Magic, Laser, Transform, Werewolf, Vampire, Athlete, Flying, Invisible, Sci fi, Character Creation, Stats, UI, Quest, Space Travel, Power, Manipulation, Skills, Root chapter, Root story, mass effect, succubus, mike, krogan, borg, Rick and Morty, Overwatch, Glory, Diva, Roadhog, create, little person, bad russian accent, sex set up, Umbrella Academy, Séance, Hargreeves, Klaus, Ghost, Humor, Funny, British, comedy, sketch, Tamer, origin, survive, Cassie, Incognito, alien, Frogman, desire, lust, mesh, fight, dominate, SnM, Maid, anime, video game, warrior, master, furry, boobs, futanari, tentacles, drawing, blood, Mother, Mom, hotpants, fishnet, dominatrix, whip, sub, dom, control, Hacker, Trinity, horny, super, character origin, eyeq, new chapter, Yandere, Yandere Simulator, Horror, Knife, Ayano, Draw, Stalker, Crush, Scifi, Hacking, moaning, GaiaNet, distraction, pinned, blade, bite, struggle, panty, striped, hentai, skirt, face, facesitting, sitting, Senpai, finger, nails, fingernails, cut -
By the Will of the Gods by ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
7 years agoCamp Half Blood. The camp to train the Demigods of the Greek Gods. They have a short attention span, and a short life expectancy. When a son of Apollo and a daughter of Athena find themselves on a quest, they decide to live life to the fullest.
- 41 Likes
- 36,146 Views
- 12 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 2nd Person, Both