One Day in SissyLand

You blink away a sudden burst of light and, as your vision clears, your jaw drops. Before is a large, elaborate gate flanked by two giant sculptures of lipstick. Through the wrought-iron bars you can see, hear, and smell the wonders of an incredibly girly looking theme park. However, something is off here. Apart from you, the pristine park appears to be deserted. The rides are running, the music is playing, but there is nobody in sight.

The gates swing open with a loud creak and you look up to see the sign above them. In a girlish script and shaped as though made of a ribbon is one word: SissyLand!