won't you be my neighbor?

"Suri, you're making your mom jealous," you say and notice Lizzy's stern look towards her daughter.

"Suri, that's too much," Elizabeth says firmly.

"Where is the man of the house?" you ask as Suri steps back.

"He's overseas on business," says Elizabeth. "He's in Sri Lanka this week then India, then Thailand. He'll be back in sixteen days."

"Oh well, I guess he'll miss my party. I'm throwing one to introduce myself to the neighborhood."

"How fun!" says Lizzy.

"Yeah, it's an old fashioned costume party!" you say. "You'll love it. You're both so excited. I can tell."

Both ladies smiled. Suri clapped her hands.

"It'll be sexy, so don't be left out. Lizzy, I can see you in a Playboy Bunny outifit, and Suri, since you were a bit haughty, you should do the naughty school girl."

"yes, yes of course," said Elizabeth.

"Sounds so fun!" said Suri.

"Yep, I know you're a good girl, Suri, but like to be naughty and rebellious at times too, but always accept your punishment."

"Yes," the younger said blushing. "If you'll excuse me, I'm meeting some friends for some shopping."

"Fine. Do your best to get them to my party," you say.

"I will!" she said. She gives you peck on the lips and skips off towards a pink VW convertible in the driveway.

"Nice girl," you say. "If she is naughty and rebellious, give her ass a good hard spanking. She's still young enough, and you're the mom."

"Absolutely!" says Lizzy. "Um, I need to shower. Would you like to come over for drinks later?"