upstairs for a new life

I walk upstairs and see an older guy on a screen sitting in a chair, but he is all alone. He introduces himself to me and says, "I have to apologize the contest was a farce."

"I don't understand."

He says, "I have been looking for a face of the company and so far no guy has been able to complete the qualifications."

My mind starts to wander as I could become the face of playboy. I eagerly jump at the opportunity.

He says, "Calm down! I first need you to prove yourself."

"How?"

He says, "You must prove that you are a great lover that can satisfy any girls, business sense to sign any potential playmate, smooth enough to seduce any celebrity and conditioning to party all day and all night"

"So which one is first?", I reply.