to the cafe

You walk along to the campus cafe. Along the way you have some fun. You order a burly looking guy in a tank top to sing "I'm a little tea cup" on his way to class while he skipped like a school girl. You see cute petite blonde and have her slap her ass as she walked to class. Both times you told them to forget about you after they got to class.

Inside the cafe, you survey the crowd. You spot two gorgeous coeds sipping on frappacinos. They both were wearing tight pink Zeta Gamma shirts. Both were blonde, but you could tell one was a dye job. The dye job wore a short denim skirt, and the other a pair of dark blue skinny jeans. You walk over and sit down at their table.

"Excuse you!" said the dye job. "Did we invite you over?"

"Yes, you did!" you say forcefully.

The two girls look at each other with confusion.

"Well, it was a joke," said the true blonde. "You can go now."

"You want me to stay. You also want to answer my survey. You will not lie and answer all my quesitons fully. By the way, I notice that both of you have very itchy anuses and the itch is getting worse and worse with every second, but hang tight and answer my questions." You threw the itching anuses in for fun and enjoyed watching the girls squirm.

"Tell me your names. You first, dye job."

"I'm Claire Moon," she said, "and you can go fuck yourself!"

"Now, Claire. YOU are the one who loves to masturbate four times a day. Also you know hair dye is very bad for you and you will NEVER use it again. When you finish classes for the day, go home get a pair of scissors and give yourself a buzz cut to get that harmful dyed hair off of your head. That's a great idea as you know." You look at the other blonde. "What's your name?"

"Tracy Youngfeld," she said looking strangely at Claire who was not only squirming in her seat but examining a strand of her long, wavy hair.

"Tracy, do you have a boyfriend?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"He broke up with me last week because I cheated on him."

"OH, well, you REALLY broke up with him because you love having lots of men cum on your face. You love having a face full of cum. You love massaging it into your face and your scalp. Getting hit in the face with cum gives you the most tremendous orgasms of your life. You need cum splattered on your face at least three times a week but never from the same guy twice in a week. You know you'll do this for as long as you're in college. After college, you can limit this to just one guy. That's true, isn't it?"

Tracy blushed and nodded.

"Tracy!" said Claire, "Say you're lying!"

Tracy just hung her head in shame.

"Claire," you say, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, we've been together since high school."

"Tell me how often you have sex."

"About once a week or so."

"Well, I KNOW you can only get aroused if you are spanked good, long, and hard during foreplay. You can only orgasm if your boyfriend fucks you doggie stlye while spanking your ass, and oh, do you have a vibrator?"

"Yes, but I don't use it much. Only when Troy's out of town for football."

"Well, when Troy's fucking you, you love to have it twisted up your ass. Without it up your ass while you're being fucked doggie style and spanked, you can NOT orgasm."

It was now Claire's turn to blush.

You watch both girls squirm more and more in their seats. "You two need to do something about that itch. When I say 'leave,' go into the men's room, enter a stall, and finger each other's anuses similtaneously. Do this for five minutes and get those fingers up deep. It's the only thing that will relieve the itch. When you're finished suck your fingers clean. That will cause you to orgasm."