to a porn shop

She wanders around the city for hours before finally deciding to go into a nearby shop. The closest shop is a porn shop, and she starts to have doubts.

"Oh to hell with it," she thought. "What harm could come to me?"

Saying that, she walks in. It is manned by a 30 plus man with a well defined stomach.

"Mmmm, yummy" she thought.

She looks up at him, gives him a slight smile and says...