to a great view of nature.

As I wake up , I feel that someone is carrying me in their arms. With my eyes open I see one of the beautiful view I've seen. A bright red sun coming down between the mountains, reflected in a crystalline lake and illuminating with a scarlet hue the majestic great red pines surrounding it.

Eagles and early owls roam the sky as i can spot beavers, otters, ducks, and swans in the lake. A few deers, mountain goats and even a bear are drinking on the shoreline.

Turning my head I see that is Mr Bradford carrying me ( a sure bet, Ernest would've had a hand on my ass). Near the lake we enter a strange village. Ernest tries to hide behind us ( his finally flacid dick still 8 inches long to his 9.5 inches boner) and his mother is nowhere to be seen.

I suddenly see Mrs Bradford and notice what is out of place, no one here is wearing any clothes. A crowd of naked people is approaching, a strange mix of elderly , fat people with distended and half faded tatoos and of young and fit teenagers with a lot of piercings ( in places i didn't know you could have some) strange dreadlocks on their hair.

They all stop behing a red lign on the road and I read the big sign on the left.

WELCOME TO THE REDPINE LAKE COMMUNITY , BE AT HOME HERE IN WORSHIP OF NATURE WHOEVER YOU ARE.

ANY CLOTHES FOUND BEHIND THIS POINT WILL BE CONFISCATED AND BURNED.

FOR YOUR SAFETY ALL PUBLIC PLACES ARE PROTECTED VIA VIDEOSURVEILLANCE.

THE COUNCIL WISHES YOU A NICE STAY.

Past the sign I can see tents old and brand new, tipis, small cabins, trailers and stranger things ; an igloo of transparent inflated plastic, a strange hole in the ground with a ladder ,a really funny hammock /tent dangling from a tree , even a few other small structures built on rafts floating on the lake.

"So where do you two young ones want to sleep tonight? don’t worry, for your stay here you can change every night. " says an obese blond woman her monstrous boobs sporting tattoos claiming 'fun bag' and 'love cushion ' and her ass one with 'emergency playroom ' "more often even if you're lucky."

It isn't stated but implied that Ernest and I will have to share whatever we sleep in tonight. Still not fully awake i do something I'll surely regret.

"You can choose tonight Ernest !" I let escape , yawning as hard as i can without losing my lower jaw.