to Randy's delight

"Why do you want to live in the dorm?" asked Vanessa. "We should take the Alpha Xi's president's room. Tara rooms with the VP, Emma. We can just kick them out, then we can move in and still have McKenzie do my laundry and cleaning."

"Perfect, but we need to deal with the dean of Fraternity and Sorority Affairs to make sure a man living in the Alpha Xi house is OK, and we'll have Tara and Emma move into the dorm. They can share a bed and McKenzie can have the other."

The Dean of Fraternity and Sorority Affairs was a humorless woman in her forties: Dean Michaels.

Randy marched right in.

"What is the meaning of this! Get out!" said Dean Michaels.

"Gig is up, Dean. You've been stealing sweaty jock straps from the boy's football locker room and masturbating with them over your face in the bathroom."

Dean Michaels gasped.

"I also know you come on campus at night on days the men's rooms are not cleaned and masturbate with your face in a urinal."

"Oh my god! How?"

"None of your business. Now I'm going to move into the Alpha Xi sorority, and the president and vice president of that house will move into the dorm. You will do nothing about it and say nothing about it, or I get you fired for being a thieving pervert!"

"Anything!"

"Oh, and one more thing. Since you won't be able to do your perverted pleasures here anymore, what you can do to satisfy your sexual needs, have a vibrating anal plug up your ass every day and turn it on for fifteen minutes at a time four times throughout the day, and on the weekends, go to bars and suck cock in the men's room.

Michaels was close to hyperventilating but maintained some composure.