the whip or the cane

"So ... vitch vill it be?" asked Helga,

"If I say the cane, will you promise not to kill, injure, KO or butt-penetrate me with it?" - "No, I von't - if you choose se cane, I vill do et leest sree of sose sings"

"and if I choose the bullwhip?" - "zen I vill promise not to kill you or penetrate your butt, but zen you must except zat only I decide ven you've hed enough".

You were really sweating now - you wanted more choises, but knew what would happen if you asked her for more options - so you thought of the damage to your butt and the poptential of dieing from Helga's ****, ...

You knew that whatever the price, you had **** now but to accept a session with Helga, so you chose the bullwhip.

Slash! "Oh my God that hurt, what sort of whip is that?"
Slash! "I'm sorry - whatever I've done - I'm sorry!"
Slash! "Owwww. You bi" you stop youself, but too late.
You have made her angry, and you did not want this to happen.
Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash! Arrrgh. You feel like you must be bleeding from your back, front, face and legs now - but when you look down, your legs are not bleeding at all
Slash! "You must address me as Fräulein Helga only!"

Slash! "OK, Fräulein Helga, I've learned my lesson, now please let me out!"

Slash!  Slash!  Slash! "vot did I sey about who decides ven you hev hed enough?"

Slash!  Slash!  Slash! ....