the long story

Ah look at that selfie of hers. Her confidence only enhances her sex appeal, don't you think?

You read about it here:

Well, she's not in debt—she's decently frugal—at least until she made this deal several months ago;

nor has she really done anything embarrassing—at least nothing she currently feels embarrassed about—at least nothing yet. Who knows what things a person does or did that might blow up in one's face. FWIW, some elements of the alt-right accuse her of being Jewish—which she might be denying—as if any sane person GAF whether she is or not. As for the sexual stuff of the past: well for the distant past it seems to tar men more than women. Imagine there were 40 year-old pics of Meryl Streep sucking Harvey Weinstein's dick that came out. It'd be another nail in the coffin for his status, but for her? A few years after the scandal died down she might portray a First Lady in a +$100 million production. For Lauren Southern, there were at least no publically released videos of her doing anything sexual. Sure, making those videos were quite trying, but if the deal works, even that ordeal will be buried until long after it mattered.

So how did she wind up on this ship? In one word: ambition. Such is possibly the same for a number of female alt-right-quasi-journalists. She wants to build an alt-right media empire. Who knows, when she becomes Ann Coulter's age, she might exceed her wealth and influence, relatively speaking.

Maybe.

To get her started, some of Trump's associates—she's a big Trump fan—loaned her a bit of money. It was a relative pittance for them—somewhat as a lark; but for her? 200 000 bucks is 200 000 bucks. Of course, she has to earn a hefty amount to pay it back with interest, particularly as she and they agreed that she'd also make all sorts of videos and the like for them beforehand, as a condition in getting the loan. What kind of videos? A lot of it was sexual: stuff that if they released would do great damage to her reputation and dreams. They had the option to call in the loan after a year, and if she was still in debt, they could foreclose on what little available assets of hers, and unofficially do with the videos as they pleased, though, of course she might request more time to pay, and she might, just might, succeed in such that—though she'd have to work at convincing them; and these are hard men—in more ways than one.

These guys might be scum in other ways, but they have a sense of honour-of-sorts. They rather she succeeded, and if she repays her loan at 100% interest per annum, they'd be content to put all such media on a pile, douse it with +150 proof vodka, and burn it—but only if she pays back the loan!

The thing is, many celebrity women don't stand out as well in the physical attractiveness department as one might think; and goodness knows what many celebrities look like without the make-up and the like. Oh, hers is well above par, but there's probably some working class woman within 1 km from where you live who's more attractive—likely a few of them if not more. For breast fetishists, hers are nice but not outstanding in size; and some of the younger alt-right types might not be so attracted to her less-than-girlie voice (but hey, even if you intended her to talk much, it might have a charm of its own for you).

She's not even a D-list celebrity; and her "Ayran" features aren't so pronounced insofar that her eyes aren't blue and her lovely blond hair is actually bleached: an apparent concern for some who pay attention to her.

It took little time after the loan before she got a bit over her head. Things such as some of her YouTube rants aren't without their points, but they don't bring in that much revenue. So some of her creditors recommended Starliner Cruises to her. One year—maybe less—and the debt will be paid and she could leave.

But even that has a problem. The multi-lateral deal she made with Starliner Cruises and her creditors was that the former would take extra care that no pictures of her would be taken, which the company agreed to accommodate; but such would cost them extra money—or so they say—and thus such is being deducted from her earnings.

Hence it looks like the loan might take more than a year to repay. Oh she's sure it will take, at worse, only a little over a year to raise the $400 000; but the terms were simple: per annum. If it took only 366 days to raise the money, even if she paid back $200 000 within the year of the loan, the total debt would be, again, $400 000!

Thus she is quite eager to serve you.