the end of the battle / the remaining men are wiped out

Martine McCutcheon stands in front of one of the last two men left standing, wondering what to do, probably about to do nothing more than a gentle fingertip stroke, when Sandra Bullock comes along and demonstrates. "Remember the SING lesson from Miss Congeniality?" - "Singing? No." - "Well I said in that film that I think all beauty queens should have an understanding of self-defence. So when a guy attacks you, you must Sing.
Now do as I do: Soloplexes" punch! punch! "Errr!" "Instep" Stomp! Stomp! "Nose" Thump Thump! "Groin." Knee! Ooompf Knee! Ugh! The man was now on such wabbly legs, that a light face-slap by Martine was enough to send a broken man over the edge. "Aaaaaarghhh!" Splat!

"And for the last one", said Keira Knightley to Drew Barrymore, while walking toward him, I saved up this: The last man standing gulped. "I proudly present .... " she grabbed his balls and squeezed. "Pain, humilation, adoration for the girl, and pride to be the last one left" She queezer harder. "Squooshy cushion time!" Then she squeezed harder still, and he fell to his knees, in front of Drew, his face near her crotch. "I resent that" She drew back her hand, open-palm slapped him across his left cheek so loud that six echoes were heard from the canyon bay, "and I bet he regrets doing it now" then Keira put her fingertips on his forehead, he swallowed again. Then she pushed him over and stood above him, watching him fall. AAAaaaaarrghhh! There were now so many dead ninjas, some still twitching slightly, most long since expired, that one high tide alone could not possible take them away.

The girls get together to assemble the marked men and take them home into slaverytude.
The majority of them go back to the castle with the escapees, and prepare to have some fun with their new and old slaves, knowing that now that they had so many, some of the old harvest of men can surely be put out of their misery to make room for the new ones.

"Observe" said Charlotte Church looking over the cliffedge, noting that most of the men were dead, "these men had tried to fight bravely, but in the end they were no match for the ferocious might of femininity - they succumbed to our elegance. And the 201 living defeated men are now and for the rest of their lives will be our prisoners, captives and slaves. They are ours to do with as we please, and they will follow our orders, obey us, please us in every way, shape and form, enrich my Queendom, and see us treated like ladies.

As for this pathetic beaten man, their former leader, The Supreme General, he is now the personal property of Queen Angelina Jolie, and we all know that she can be quite hard on her concubine men when she is in a foul mood, having her PMS, or when the men have been bad, and that she can get real rough when she get aroused. A group of about 65 of the slaves are being made to bow down to their new masters, or should I say mistresses, and kiss their feet.

"Well done, my girls. I am proud of you all." announces the queen "May you be served on hand and foot (or foot on man). May your men expect to be punished severely every time any one of the girls, or castle residents, decide one is needed - when a girl has been bad, may her **** receive most of her punsihment (ie all the whipping & human punchbag bits - then they jointly get the telling off and slap on the wrost). And may we all live in pride and dignity, except of course for the men, as they are only kept alive to serve the dignity and whims of the ladies"

"The punishment for not leaving any of the men like you promised to do is that you must sacrifice your **** to me for one month ... starting at noon tomorrow- I will start by punishing them severely with my fisties and bullwhip - then I will rent them out to women at the tourist town for half an hour slots of beatings and humilation - 40 per day each! - I WILL FILL THEM ALL! no matter how much I must advertise and lower the price - you can rely on that. You may keep the previous lot until the end of this month, and then all but the ten most handsome, useful, loyal and subservient of the old lot must die by lethal facesmothering by girlasses, you go that? You must forego your new slaves for that long, that is your punishment, girls."

"OK Ladies, start your [not engines but] face-grindin' ... let's see these pigs reALLY lick and kiss our asses!" With that each one of them selected a living and dazed male with her name written on him and sat on his face. Only the Relic Hunter did not join in. She preferred to grab and chuck all the remaining men who did not have a girls name written on them onto two large piles, those that were not killed, but beaten, and those who were killed, but not yet thrown over the cliff edge. All the others were now buried deep in a fine lady's ass, and being humiliatingly made to kiss it.

"So how big is our big pile of defeated males?" asked Cameron Diaz - "Not big enough" replied Sophie Ellis Bextor, "I want more girlpower boys". "I wonder if the witches can give us a few more ninja toys to play with" said Penelope Cruz "I'd hate to stop short of my 4th cuming in my underpants.... We don't need to tell the girls that habe gone back" - "Yeah, I agree" said Madonna. There were around 47 girls by the cliff edge, plus all nine witches, fortunately, plus a few men.

Supergirl, Wonder Woman, the American Gladiators and the Bionic Woman were helping each other throw all the defeated men, alive or dead, over the cliff edge, except for the 20 to 25 male survivors that the queen, her closest friends and the witches had taken back as additional slaves, male concubines and such. As these were taken away into the castle, or thrown over the cliff's edge, with the occasional AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
aaaaaaaaaaarrghhhh!!!!! being heard from some of the men that had either been knocked over but not killed, or perhaps they had been pretending, the naughty boys - oh well, the punishment for that is that they have now been thrown over the cliff edge onto a pile of men - they will probably die slowly and painfully with a broken leg and hip or neck and arm, depending on how they landed. Oh well, at least they all had dirty freshly worn celeb babes underwear stuffed in their mouthes beforehand - that'll give em something to think about down there!

The begging and pleading continued and was relentless .... "OK, all right" said the curly Serendipty after whispering to and from Shannen Doherty, "we'll see what we can do .... but no more after this! (for today)".

The Charmed Three, Jeannie, Cher, the Bewitched Two, Serendipty and Sabrina all held hands and chanted a magical spell "in the name of all that is great, in the name of femininity and girlpower, bring us back, more ninjas to devour .... " Poof! There was a cloud of smoke, and then there were 400 men, all in suspended animation, dressed up as ninjas, and facing in a running away direction, but this time standing like troops on display in neat lines, still, and motionless.

"Well I don't know about you, said Atomic Kitten Natasha "but I'm real' keen to try these guys out. ... Hi yah!" She kicked one of them in the face, and he fell, KO'd, and ready to be thrown over the cliff edge later.

The Relic Hunter held a burning torch, and as she walked past, through the line up, between the girls and their victims-to be, each one kissed the air and blew it toward the men - the fire engulfed them. Dozens fell dead instantly, their faces wrecked, having had the kiss of ****, and a dozen more were frantically but also in slow motion (unlike the flames)trying to push the flames on their face out with their hands and walk toward water. Unfortunately for them, they were guided toward the cliffedge instead. 100 contestants from Miss World 2007 were on hand to push the burning men along towards and then over the cliffedge, to their deaths. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! Splat! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! Splat! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! Splat! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! Splat! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! Splat! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! Splat! And then the Relic Hunter pushed the torch into the face of one poor soul, then shoved it in his pants, waved him good bye, and pushed him over the edge AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! Splat! Only 351 ninjas left now.

Gisele Bundchen (knee to the groin, forehead push combination); Merryl Streep (punch); Crouching Dragon Hidden Tiger Girl (2 in one kick); Resident Evil HeroGirl (laser shoots four); Mary-Sue from the Beverley Hillbillies (punches one); the kicking & punching female ActionGirl from the DisneyWorld Indiana Jones Stuntshow (one by kicking & 1 by punching); Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore, plus the original Charlie's Angels (all six with kicks which send a total of 29 men over) send another 39 plunging to their deaths. ... 312 left.

Cameron Diaz had been waiting all day for a chance to show us her arm strength - she choked one out between her wrist and her bicep, while also crushing one between her legs and smothering yet another in her ass. "Very impressive indeed" commented Charlotte Church "these boys had clearly underestimated you ... only 309 left now.

Sophie Ellis Bextor had been sucking on her womanly mini-thin ultralight ciggie with an elegant black slender mouthpiece while inspecting the situation, and now that she was done with it, she put it out on the forehead of a ninja. Before he could get angry, she then grabbed his balls and squeezed them until they popped. She noticed some hair on his boots, pointed at them and said "you do know that fur is ****, right? ... **** on the dance floor" she then pulled a gun out of her tights and blew his head to bits. "He'll know better next time" commented Charlotte Church "you are very persuasive, you know ... 308"

"So we want more girlpower, boys?". "Ooooh, it's the Spice Girls" - "Yeah, and we want to tell you what we girls want, what we want, what we really, really want" - "Is it a ciggie cig gar?" asked Monica Lewinsky, while lighting one she had just shoved in a ninja's mouth "No! It's to kick ass!" The Spice Girls kicked a ton of men in the groin and then in the face, sending them over the cliff edge. "Only 276 now remain". Boom! went the cigar and a man's head came floating down from the sky, bouncing twice, then dropping off the cliff edge. "No, make that 275".

"I wonder if we witches can have some ass kissing attention, perhaps some ninjas to kiss our butts?" With the blink of a Jeannie eye, eleven men were now struggling and gasping under the witches who sat on their face. ... "Hey, let's not wait ... let's call it 264 now."

When Paris Hilton, Kate Winslet; Sharon Stone; Sandra Bullock; both girls from tatu; the Cheeky Girls; Nigella Lawson; Carol Vorderman; Jenny Garth; Rachel Hunter; plenty of bond girls; Lorena Bobbit; Raquel Welsh; Ice, Diamond, Sky & Lace, the American Gladiators; the babe from Dawsons Creek; Muriel from Muriels Wedding; Jane Fonda; Billie Piper, Chantelle, Anna Kournikova, and Xuxa; Sophie Ellis Bextor, Buffy The Vampire Slayer x 3 (Kristy Swanson from the movie; Sarah Michelle Gellar and the adorable assistant who was also in American Pie); May-Jay Blithe; Sheena Easton; Shilpa Shetty; Stefanie Seymour; the DirtyDancing girl; All_i-Wanna_do_is-Have Some Fun girl Cherryl Crow; the Chanel No 5, all five Girls from Girls Aloud! Lancome, Givenchy & Hermes perfume girls; Ginger and Mary-Anne from Gilligan's Island, and, of course, Wonder Woman were done with bringing the slaves back to the castle and came out to play with the the next lot, here were 34 girls each carrying a chamber pot full of fresh girls' poo and urine. ALL women were cumming already before this, and they orgasmed A WHOLE LOT MORE when they saw what was being brought out.

"What's this for?" asked Charlotte - "We know about the agony of defeat, so we thought we might as well like to really rub it in" replied Rachel Hunter. "Yeah, and show them what we can produce" added Anna Kournikova. "Well, you men are in for a real treat now!" added Sophie Bextor Ellis - "open wide!" commanded Shilpa Shetty "and feel my wrath, as Shilpa Shetty becomes Shilpa Shitty!".

Not only were 36 men subjected to the humilation of getting poo and urine rubbed into their face, shoved in their mouths and into their underpants, and then getting the whole night-pottie-full pushed down on the tops of their heads, but they had to suffer this humilation in public, in front of everybody! And to make matters worse, they were further humilated by having more of it rubbed in and shoved in for minutes and minutes, before finally being given the dignity saving act of grace that was a push off the cliffedge, with a nightpot on their heads that shattered on landing, and with poo in their mouthes and in their underpants. Yuck! Charlotte did not like the thought, but most of the girls loved it, and were cumming hard from watching this. 264 minus 36 leaves 228.

Then all got busy busting up some men - as the next lot were not near the cliffedge, they needed hundreds of punches from these ladies before they were finally done with. ... Carmen Electra, Melanie Slade, Rachel Stevens, Lisa Scott-Lee, Kate Winslet, Cagney and Lacey, all the nurses from No Angels, Tpenga, Francine, Heather Locklear and the girls from Melrose Place, Peggie Bundy, Konnie Huq, Daniela Hantuchovea, Nicole Kidman, Dani Minogue and Madonna managed to mix punching men in the face hundreds of times point blank with covering them with more girl poo, urine, and whatever other woman fluids they might have had there. It was not a pretty sight. Even Pretty Woman Julia Robert's ninja, like all the rest of them, were beaten and poo-rubbed till their face was a picasso. Then it was multigirl trampling time! The girls stood on the men, adding more and more on, sometimes ending up with a 14 on 1 trample, each one's capacity was tested. More and more girls stepped onto each beaten man, until they collapsed like a grape. One by one, they all perished at the hands of these women. 192 left.

The Pussycat Dolls approached some of the front ones - they gulped - then all four sent a fist with a wet underpant wrapped around it into their faces. Each one fell like a tree, and then had the undie stuffed into their mouthes. "Full marks for style, grace, looks, and originality, girls! 188 left."

Monica Seles selects a target, pulls her fist back and sends it into a man's nose, crushing it and taking him out. "Go gal! men deserve this for attempting to stab someone like you! ... 187"

Katie "Jordan" Price steps up to a slowmotionized soldier, grabs him by the hair, pulls him down toward her breasts, then all the way in, then she pulls her bra over and behind his head, trapping him. Then she throws her arms out to the sides, and as every action has an opposite and equal reaction, even a blonde like her knows that, her breasts come together, fatally crushing the man's head between them. She raises her arms in triumph. A huge grin, proud of herself. "I always knew those puppies could kill ... 186"

Dani Minogue reaches out and grabs a man by the balls, squeezes, harder, harder.
A ball pops like a grape, then another. The man is a statue of pain and silence. With her fingertips, she pushes him over by his forehead. AAAaaaaaaaarrrgh! Crash! "185".

Xena Warrior Princess jumps in the air, kicks a man in the face, he goes flying into the lagoon, where he will probably drown. "184" Then she grabs her chakram with one hand, a man's head with the other, and slo-owly slices along his neck. Grrrrh! "183" She waves to and kisses the crowd, then lightly taps a man (182) on his pressure point just under his neck while passing towards the lagoon (where she will go and sit on man 184, underwater, until he stops trying to struggle and breathe). Meanwhile, man 182 gets the shakes and falls to his knees, then onto his face, dying, only to get Gabrielle's mopstick shoved up his butthole. "Ow! And how humilating that must be for him! 182" says Charlotte Church.

Then Gabrielle and Collisto perform an elegant display of synchronized Amazons,
first slapping their men, then kneeing them in the groin, then punching them in the face, sending them flying. "Ahhhh, aren't we glad they are friends again, boys? 181 ... and 180."

" Speaking of friends, look, it's ALL the regular girls from Friends, and what have they brught with them? ... It's a giant wooden catapult ... and it's loaded full of glamour magazines and girly mags .... but does it work? ...." ... KER-THWUNK! Its full load goes flying into the middle of the remaining men. Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat-Splat! Splat! Splat!
21 men are done in as the lethal cargo (full of pictures of the girls on fun days like this one) hits them in the face and lands all over them from great height. ... 159 left.

The **** Housewives have arrived, one clutching a broom, one a dustpan, one a frying pan, and one a vacume cleaner. "Have you come to do some cleaning up, girls" - "yes". First the one with the dustpan smacked five men in the face as she walked past. Then the one with the broom whacked each one in the balls with the broom head. Then the hoover was used to really out a dent in the chins of dust specks that these men were. And finally, the smallest one has the priviledge of hitting each one over the head with the fryin pan, making a fantastic noise each time Wham! Pow! Bing! Zock! Bung! 154 left.

All five spice girls, now had one more turn in the spotlight - they loved showing off, and impressing the men, so Ginger Halliwell, wearing red leather boxing gloves threw thirteen face punches to fell her man "13 - it was unlucky for him" Posh slpped her man's face, then got out her bottle of perfume from her back pocket and sparayed - Ow! That was mace! then she kicked him in the balls, followed by the face. he was down, but not dead - well, not until she stomped down on his head full **** with her stiletto Thomp! Errrr! "152 left after the princess of style finishes off with him" comments Charlotte Church.

Sporty Mel C stood, her left bare-foot firm on the ground. With her right, she kicked her soldier so hard, his jaw broke. That determined look and those lashes was the last thing he saw before he was knocked over the edge. "151" Scary Spice had her long pole vault again, but it had a sharp tip and "no surely she won't" Stab! Deep through his body! Arggggh! "I guess she did ... Go black girl! 150, oooh, it;s kinda like a rocket's count down, isn't it?" Hmm, grin. Baby Spice impressed the girls with a neat arm drag and toss of her man - unfortunately for him, there was no ground to land on. He fell down the steep cliff and exploded on impact like a watermelon. "Looking gorgeous-ssss! ... One-Forty-Nine"

Wonder Woman threw her lassoo over a man, pulled it in, and finished him off with a clean fist to the nose "thump!" Errrr! "That was for all the wonderful women of this world! ...147.

"Now let's see if I can take this safety pin out of my hair ..." says Keira Knightley - she takes a while, laughs "hm, that was the hard bit. ... and spit it at one of the seven remaining men." All gulp. She puts the pin in her mouth and spits. .... Thoomp! It lands imbedded deep in a man's forehead, the men breathe a sigh of reief Phew! Then a second! And a third! Three needles. Three men fall, beaten. "Oh well done me! 144 left now. Wow, girl!"says Keira.

Britney Spears did not disappoint, as she chose a victim, stuck her spear in his chest and pushed him over the edge - AAAAaaaaaarrrrgh! Bounce ... Splat! Then she extended her long lovely right leg and kicked her next victim in the face THOOMP! Then again THOOMP! Then again THOOMP! Then again THUMP! Then again THOOMP! "Well done, Britney, hit me baby one more time!" THUMP! He fell lifeless off the cliff after that. "I just LOVE how that spell keeps them up longer, get it? 142."

"Ok girls, listen up, I have an idea" says one of the Bewitched girls. The Relic Hunter cannot resist punching one more man in the face, point-blank, so hard that he hears bells ringing, and the distance between the front and back of his head dwindles dramatically. The only thing to stop the bells ringing is when he lands: Plomp. "141" ... "Seeing as they are being hopelessly pulverized here anyway," continued the Bewitched ones "and as we are running out of space at the bottom of the cliff, why don't we make things a bit more, shall we say, perilous for the men, before we end up attracting rats, huh girls?"

"yeEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" came the chorus of relies.

"OK then, witches?" - "We chant a chant of cruel intentions and want the men as 2 inch tall" Poof! it had happened - 141 men were now the size of one girl finger. They would REALLY not stand a chance now!

Wow, boys, I can now wrap any one of you around my finger. Be afraid, be very afraid." said a delighted and wet between the legs Charlotte Church.

Chelsea Clinton pulls out three more newspapers, the top one with a picture of her on the cover and the bottom one with president bush from under her skirt and from where the president had been kissing her butt, and holds them over a man - she whacks him over with them, then slowly places them on top of his chest, groin, and legs. He is not dead yet. She pulls them up so they are over his face too, and then sits on the newspaper. Squish! His gory innards became one with her newspaper. "140 - you know how to play the press, and pass a reform"

Sheena Jungle Princess pushed a man up against the rocks with one finger pressing onto him and another in between her breasts. "Prepare to be squashed!" "Nooooooo!" Squish! ERRRR! And now for the one up here "you have no right to be that near my breats!" Squish! Er! Then she rubs them around, to make sure he is well squished all over, 138.

At ths point, even the chatterbox Charlotte Church became way too aroused to say another word, and she too started to please her inner urges, at first with her finger in her slit, later with a man pushed in there.... 137. Therefore, and without her skillful commentary, here's the general summary of what happened to the final 137 shrunken ninjas:

Oxana Bajul crushed one with and under one of her dirty used patented "OB" own brand tampon, and shoved another mini-ninja up her crotch to replace- and act as the tampon (135).

La Femme Musketeer and the dark babe from Hotel Babylon both flattened one each under their shiny black boots. Squish - and then they rubbed their boot through the remains like a cigarette being extinguished. 133.

Ulrika Jonsson, the Baise Moi girls and Keira all took their shoes off, placed a hapless male inside, and then put their foot in the shoe. Squish! 129. These men were going to be worn for the rest of the day now, and overall the men were perishing at a faster rate than ever.

Martina Hingis, J Lo and the Cheeky Girls all placed a male inside their butt areas of the underpanties, made to hug the butts until later that night when they sit down & squish! go the men .... 125.

Sandra Bullock, Briget Fonda, all four nurse babes from No Angels, and Tpenga proceeded to simply NUDGE a helpless male, MAKING THEM LIE ON THEIR BACK AND SEE WHAT IS COMING! and then slowly slowly step on them, ultimately putting all their weight on the lethal foot ... SQUISH! ... 118.

Madonna, La Femme Nikita, Billie Piper, Martine McCutcheon and the dark-haired Welsh lass from Torchwood all lift, kiss some little men. Then they make their men disappear forever inside their mouthes. How many of them chewed and how many swallowed them whole, will never be known I guess ... 113.

Paris Hilton, Liz Hurley, Penelope Cruz, and Melinda Messenger simplt sit down on whole groups of men at once, making them go SQUISH! under their butts as they sit down .... 98 left.

Katie Jordan Price does what she does best and puts three men in between her breasts, one by one, and five more underneath them - the underneath ones did not last long, as they could not hold nor withstand the weight of her breasts; while the cleavage three fare much better - it is not until she drops her lipstick half an hour later and bends to pick it up that all five perish from the **** of the two tits coming together and crushing them from both sides.
... 90 left.

Candy Laurels the US Olympic shotputter puts two in her giant ass area - when she sits down it will go ever so squelch! (as she weighs tons!!!) ... 88.

The ladies from melrose place and models inc, along with martine mccutcheon and
Britney Spears have a "stomp the ants" competition ... Only 69 survive this.

Sophie Ellis Bextor, Kate Winslet, Princess Beatice and Peggie Bundy each put a scoopful in their underpants ... most will perish when they bend over or sit down, others will live happily amid the cunt hairs until they are finally pushed in and crushed by the vagina muscles .... 52.

Lisa Scott-Lee picks two up and asks them "how do you like my legs?" Jennifer Ellison replies in her adorable Scousse accent: " Hey, thut's no fea-ea-ea-ear, you're a big geh-irl, en what on ehth are they supposed to ...? - CRUNCH! before she could even finish her sentence, both men were reduced to tiny red specs or stains on her legs. "Hey, thut was meh-duh! [****] - Oyme joost going to put moy boys oop there" she pushed two in her pants, one of which she then pushed up her crotchy slit "Oy know e's joost a muhn, boo' e's go'a do 'is du'y, inne?" ... 50

Penelope Cruz lay down next to the men and taunted them "who's been a bad boy?" she said melodically. Then she lifted one of her legs up over their head, toppled five over onto their backs with it in one move. They were now stuck there, and as she squeezed her leg down on them, the men succumbed to her irresistible advance and became mere squashed grapes on her leg. "Boys, those legs are to die for, remember that! ... 45"

From now on, the girls knew they could only have one man each, as there were so few left now, and so many girls had come out to play with them, each in pure bliss or erotic, sensual delight. Jennifer Lopez, Melinda Messenger, Liz Hurley, and the 2x Atomic Kittens send a total of 5 more into their shoes. As they climb in, the men are unable to withstand the weight of the lucious feet, and they become part of the comfort lining on the sole of the shoe. 40.

"Pass me some more ninja toys to play with" said Penelope Cruz, and Madonna reached for three more men and sent them all into their underpantsies, where they would be made to lick the clitoris until the fatal push in. 37.

Maria Sharapova had a designer purse. She blows a kiss to a doomed male, then pushes him over with her fingetips and begins to lower her purse onto him "bye bye, American" ... "36".

Paris Hilton and Kelly from Married with Children who is still dressed as "the Verminator" love to play around - they select a victim, pick him up, kiss him, wave him goodbye, all pleased with thmrselves like the baby-bimbos they are, unscrews the top of the lethal vermination liquid, and drops him in .... splash! Arghargargh! Er!. He then turns to liquid in the strong acids. "We got him good." remarks Paris ... 35.

Ginger and Mary-Anne prefer the delicate way. They put lift their surprised victims up to their mouths, and kiss them. "Phew" they think to themselves "that wasn't so bad" - then Ginger pulls her lipstick and Mary-Anne her dirty sock, and one of them is instantly crushed underneath the lipstick, Squish! Then the other is carried around inside her sock in Mary-Anne's pocket - maybe he will be sat on or maybe she will keep him, no matter which, there is quite an odour in there! (33)

Melinda Messenger, Liz Hurley, and the 2x Atomic Kittens all breaking balls, so they cannot resist - they each choose a still-standing target, and start pinching their balls, hard, then harder still, then Pop! The balls are turned to mush. "Well, they won't be of much use now, will they?" said Liz, as the girls began to stomp on them again and again: kick! whack! thump! pointy toed boot! thump! zock! kick! pow! - then men succumb to this."Ooh, what a gory mess, and those skirts, ruined. Still, I give us 9.8 for style and grace, even with the blood stains" (29)

Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore, Charlie's Angels, all get in on the action,
each putting a man in her vaginal area, ordering him to please her, claiming they might let them go if they are good, but then pushing them head first deep into the fatally girating and bucking slits. "See? I bet you guys thought this was going to be easy. It IS!" 26.

Shannen Doherty was standing on the shirt of one of the downed men, making him unable to get up. She put one bare foot on his guts, the big toe over his face, to get him a better view of her superglam! feet. It would be the last thing he'd ever see. 25.

"It is now time for Billie Piper, Chantelle, Anna Kournikova, Little miss Dynamite-ee-hee,
Svetlana Vaidisova, the Bionic Woman, Linda Evangelista, and Clarissa who "knows it all" aka Sabrina the Witch, to grab a man and a chair each, place the one on top of the other
(all but Sabrina opted for the man on the chair), make sure the little ninjas are lying on their backs looking up, and slowly approach them with your rears, slowly and easily - and sit down full weight on the chair, reducing them to mush, and making themselves real' comfortable on there in the process. SQUASH! 16 left.

"Looks like Jennifer Lopez wanted to do something different." She gets her girly little handgun out from her "purely part of the outfit" lingerie stocking holster and pushed it in a man's face "Any last regrets?" ... a second of wait, then she pulled the trigger BANG! and bits of male head rained down for miles over the open seas. "I like your feisty attitude, girl!" says the redhead from Girls Aloud. 15.

All five girls from Girls Aloud then decided to get their hairpieces off, and use them to cut two men into five equal portions - Gulp! one girl got the heads Slice-cut-arrrgh!-gore, one got the legs, one the arms, one the upper body Slice-cut-gore! and one the lower torso. There you go, a little snack for each of you to suck on. 13 left. "I bet their never bargained on this much femme-fury" one of them said, as a puddle of blood dripped from their mouths onto their skirts. "Who'd have thought, they are quite nice men after all".

Kate Moss made short work of her victim. She selected one who had gaped at her earlier on "eat this!" sending her high heel stiletto's tip onto his face, first felling him, and then forcing it into his mouth "I know what you wanted to do with us today, boys! Now you have been avenged, pig!" Her heel came all way way down, exploding his head Pop! Then, in the second down-lowering his torso squish! "You show 'em, girl - that means it's now hundreds and hundreds of men down and 12 left go - who will do the honours, girls?"

Charlotte Church was still having fun with the one from earlier, she had cummed many times, but now she wanted the wide end, his head, in deep, and his legs could be used as a handy handle.

Elle Mc Pherson opted for a belly-button move. She picked one up and extinguished hs face in her belly-button like one would a cigarette. Squishes! 11 swines left to crunch, girls"

Sophie Ellis Bextor made exaggeratedly catwalk strides over to a tiny male - he was standing stiff by the spell. She leaned forward, wrapped her hand around him, gave him a big elegant kiss on the forehead, so tall was she that it took quite a while to come down to him, then she gazed at him, fascinated, while her fingers started squeezing him in her palm, making first his nuts, then his spine break. They looked each other deep in the eyes while he was turned inside out by a continuing squeeze of her hand (10).

Meanwhile, back at the castle, Angelina Jolie was now sitting on the bed, reading. Under her butt was the face of the Supreme General, struggling to hold her full weight and to breathe, except during her occasional readjustings. She could have killed him, but preferred to wait until the girls arrived from their playtime to see him die in public execution. First she was going to pop his balls, and then he would have to succumb under her ass - she did not want him, she had plenty of sex slaves already.

Nikkala, Zoe & Nicole, the swimsuit Trio from The Sun Page 3, arrived on the scene just in time to be handed the final ten males. They were swiftly tucked one into each pair of breasts, one into each slit and one up against each clitoris. The ones who were being pressed and squashed to **** up against the outer clitoris, made the inner part shiver and crush!, which made them touch their breasts too, and squash! men into their nipples. Oh, wow! This was the best orgasm they had ever had! And the feeling was shared all around.

"That was great fun", said Penelope Cruz, handing the final male to Julia Roberts, only to be pushed into her privates too.

"I can't wait until we do the same again ....
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TOMORRROW!" "I agree" said Julia Roberts.
"Me too" said Martina Hingis, "And me" said Keira Knightley, "I just can't wait".