student looking for money.

She is sitting in front of you, obviously nervous. You know, she needs this job so bad, she would do everything.

"So now," you begin "what's your name?"

She answers, "My name is Susann."

"Susann, great name. And you're applying for the job as waitress here in my restaurant?"

"Yeah, I need a job as fast as possible, realy fast!" she accents.

"Oh, when you need it really fast, we should go to the back room, there you'll need to fill out a form."

"Okay," she replies.

When you are in the back room together with her, you lock the door and turn around, then she asks "Soo, now where is the form I need to fill out?"

zipp Your zipper opens, your trousers and pants fall and you say "Here it is, but I'm sorry I made a mistake; not you need to fill it out, I will fill you up with it!"