stephen, fat,ugly,white kid

'you wake up that morning and find yourself hearing a voice in your head

"steeeepppppheeeen, wake up, I've got a little suprise for you..."

"hunh? who is this?" you think to yourself "and what sort of gift could they have for me?"

suddenly you feel a pop and a rather well dressed man fades into existence, he seems rather happy with himself

"so stephen, It seems ive chosen the right person for the new gift I have for the rather lacking in society and well...with your small white dick and lack of confidence, well you'll never have the children that humanity will so need later in time....so ive decided you and only you get the ability to change whatever you want in this world" why dont you go to the bathroom and test it out? ive got work to do so i'll see you later"

He fades, and stephen leaves for the bathroom