shopping

Petrol and Rebellin went into an Beer Store where they saw a bunch of teens buying ****....

“Tch look at those stupid human children, I bet they don’t even know how to have fun!” Said Petrol as Rebellin took a few cases of ****.

“Hey you’ve got money?” Asked Rebellin

“Oh shit, sorry I—“

“It’s alright I’ve got a job modeling goth clothes that should cover it!” She said as she held a debt card to a scanner and they took the ****....

“You know.... maybe it be fun to crash their party!” Said Petrol looking at the teens evilly

“And do what there?”

“Simple, fuck every human till they’re all pregnant with alien fetuses!!” Said Petrol

“Even the boys?”

“Especially those testosterone males, they think females will roll over and do everything for them, but we’ll show them what it’s like to have kids

1.) Rebellin uses a special drink function on her ray gun and they make the kids drunk enough to spill the address they’re going to...

2.) Nah fuck that noise, probe them, that’s more fun, I mean they are aliens right!