pirates

You turn your head hearing noises approaching you from the left exiting a jungle. You survey the surrounding area finding a dozen row boats on the beach. In the near distance, you spot a ship that would belong to the 1600's in your dimension with pirate symbol.

You race off to the row boats with no other available options hiding under a canvas. You wait patiently for what seemed to be hours in actuality it was only minutes. You hear a female voice say, "Captain Black Beaver we better get out of here before we a caught before imperial navy catches us.”

The captain says, "It is going to be many lonely nights without a man. If I can't have a little cabin boy bring me blonde Harlott Anna, it is time for the little princess to satisfy a real woman."

They board the row boat as one of the pirate sits on you and falling over. Then someone removes the canvas as five gorgeous pirates eye you as a piece of meat. A Latin beauty looks at you. Then one of the other pirates hits you knocking you out.