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The man led Joey to a set of ebony wood shelves. "These items may be of particular interest to you."

Just then the bell above the door jingled. "Excuse me, young man," said the proprietor. "Feel free to browse.

Joey nodded and looked at the shelves. The first item that caught his eye was what looked like a plain, featureless Barbie doll but made out of wood. He picked it up and noticed a tag hanging from it. The tag read: Twenty first century Voodoo doll! Just put a lock of a person's hair inside the compartment in the doll's back, and the doll and that person are linked! Joey shrugged and put it back on the shelf.

The next item was dark red vial the size of small Tobasco sauce bottle. The label on the back read: Lust potion. One drop drives a person insane for sex for an hour. Two drops, two hours. More than six drops, the person becomes a sex addict. Use with caution.

Joey put the vial back and picked up a packet of two pills. One was blue and one was red. The label read: Mind control pills. The person who takes the red pill must obey the person who takes the blue pill. Guaranteed to last twenty days!