of course

Eva went into her kitchen and looked for something to eat. Her fridge was pretty bare. She had been eating out a lot. She decided to go grocery shopping.

She grabbed her purse and checked herself in a full length mirror. She had on white booty shorts, wedge heel shoes, and her very tight top that came down to just above her belly button. She carefully patted her stiff hair do, and went.

At the grocery store, Eva strutted. She would cross one foot in front of the other to make her hips sway more. She held her shoulders back and chest out. She smiled warmly at anyone she saw, even the women who looked shocked at her appearance. "Fucking jealous prude," she thought as she saw their disapproving looks.

She picked up some microwavable meals, two pints of ice cream, a bottle of diet soda, and made her way to the produce section. She grabbed some apples and bananas then saw the cucumbers. She walked over to them and picked one up. It was about 11 inches long, shiny, and as big around as a silver dollar. She dropped it into her hand basket and too more the same size. She went to check out and grabbed three packs of bubble gum in the checkout line.

Back at home, Eva put up the groceries then decided to email her #1 fan back. Live webchat tonight at 7! Can you join in?

A few moments later came the reply: Yes, but I can only text, no chat or video. Can't wait! Your hair and make-up are so sexy, and your shirts show you have great tastes in clothes. I hope you have no haters!

Eva emailed back: Only haters are jealous prudes. I don't worry about them.

The fan emailed back: You should just teach them a thing or two. It SUCKS to be them. A GIF came along with that email. As Eva stared at it, the word "suck" whirled through her head. "Yeah, I need to teach those jealous prudes a thing or two. She texted her mom and Lauren and told them about her 7 pm web chat. "Yeah, you could use a few lessons on how to be sexy like me," she mused aloud.

She decided to take nap. She carefully lay her head on her pillow, not to mess her hair up too much. As she drifted off to sleep, she started to dream about sucking cock.

Eva woke up at 6:30, touched up her make-up and made sure her hair was tease up as big as she could get it.