fun at the mall

You and Lenny are spent and decide it's time to relax. You suggest you head to the local upscale mall where there should be plenty of targets to mess with.

You arrive at the mall to find it bristling with business. Walking along, you pass a woman in her early forties heading into a salon. You stop her. "Get a mohawk," you say. "You'll look great unless someone you love says otherwise." You tell her.

The woman thinks for a moment then smiles. "What a great idea!" she says and walks smiling into the salon.

You walk on. You tell two whiggers they hate rap and now love Barry Manilow, Lionel Richie, Barbara Streisand, Hannah Montana, and the Back Street Boys, and tell them they are those artists' bigget fans. The boys agree and head off to the music and video shop as you and Lenny have a good laugh.

At Bath and Body Works, you tell two pretty college age girls they need to bathe each other with their new products in the mall fountain, and that no one will notice. They go to a department store and buy towells and washclothes first. You follow them as they go to the fountain and watch them strip and climb in. The water is cold, and their nipples harden. The get all wet then start to soap each other up. Several people take photos with ther cell phone cameras. Security finally shows up as the girls are all soapy and lathering each other.

Thanks to you, security decides to wait until the girls are finished. You watch the girls get escorted out of the mall to some waiting police officers, a male and a female. You don't want to get the girls arrested.