blame him!

Yeah that's it, you can say its all his fault! You were **** into the arms...errr...well cock of another man because he wasn't around enough.

Suprising the story actually works. He begins to tear up and apologize and ask you to give him a second chance. Baffled he actually fell for that crap you agree.

Unfortunately this works too well. John quits his jobs back home and spends every moment with you. Everywhere you turn he's always by your side. You are unable to cope with his clingy behavior. You soon start cheating again, only this time when he catches you, you break up with him and tell him its all your fault.

That's not quite how you would have liked things to turn out...