...and she looks like a porn star.

(Originally Posted by Catfish)

Barry's 23-year-old assistant Sarah walked into his office, looking almost nothing like she'd looked when he saw her 15 minutes ago. Her shoulder-length brunette hair was now nearly waist-length and dyed blonde, only dark at the roots. Her face was painted with slutty makeup, her fingernails about an inch long. She wore what looked like an erotic parody of a woman's business suit, in the form of a microskirt and a matching bolero jacket that barely covered her breasts, in navy blue with pinstripes -- and then there were the thigh-high fishnet stockings and the stiletto-heeled platform shoes. The plethora of jewelry was new, too.

"Here are the files you asked for from the archive," she said, handing him a small stack of manila folders, the bracelets on her wrist clanking a bit.

He put them on his desk and continued to look up at her, in particular, the three vivid colors of eyeshadow that went from eyelid up to eyebrow.

"Uh, is there something else?" she asked.

"Did you do something to your hair?" he wondered. "Or your makeup?"

"No, I haven't been to the salon in a couple weeks," she replied.

"Just curious. That's all for now," he said.

Sarah turned and left, and Barry was too busy thinking to fully enjoy the sight of her retreating, the bottom of her ass cheeks visible beneath the bottom hem of the tiny microskirt.

He looked back at the photo of his altered wife and daughters, now more like one Asian and two hapa porn stars. "I only wished to change them," he said to himself. "I wish I knew why my assistant looked different."

And suddenly, he knew one of two things.

1. He was an average man with an average wife; to keep his past mostly the same when he changed his wife, the definition of "average" had to change along with it, so looking and dressing like a porn star is now considered average.
2. After he'd altered his wife and daughters, his power had "assumed" that he'd want all women he came in contact with to be altered similarly.