an embarrassing address

You and Mr. B walk into the room careful not to bump into others filing in. Mr. B walks up to the front of the room and whispers to his step sister to repeat everything he whispers in his ear then forget what she said as soon as it leaves her lips.

As everyone has taken a seat, Amy begins. "I'll make this quick. In this economy, we have to be smart, so there's going to be some cuts."

Mr. B started whispering, and Amy started speaking again, saying: "I myself have had to make cuts. Instead of paying the teenagers in my condo complex $20 to suck them off and have them cum on my face, I'm only paying them $15."

The assembled group stared at each other wondering if this was a joke. Mr. B kept whispering, and Amy started talking again: "I did switch to rechargable batters for my assortment of vibrators and vibrating butt plugs, which by the way you should not confuse, because it's very hard to get a vibrator out of your ass once you rammed it up too far. I'm sorry if I've been a bitch lately, but i've been wetting my bed, and it's hard to find adult diapers that are absrobent enough and don't bunch up in my sleep. Finally, if anyone wants me to tongue out their asshole, suck their toes, suck their cock, or lick thier pussies, I'll gladly do it to boost morale."

Amy's staff was flabergasted as Amy collected her papers and went to leave believing she had just given the speech she had prepared to give.